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It’s a good start to this fine Monday. I just told someone on the phone to have a good weekend. 🤦🏼♀️
My husband calls a messy bun a dirty bun. Cracks me up every time.
Why hasn’t anyone told me that I keep only wearing one earring to work? I don’t realize until I get home
You ever just want to cry because people are being so nice? You precious little angels. I’ve actually had pleasant phone conversations today.
Browsing on line for my daughter’s school clothes and all I wanna know is where has the bottom half to ALL of the shirts gone????
I literally pinged my watch to find my cell phone that I was holding in my watch arm. 🙄
My husband swears the lyrics to lady marmalade is 3 old lady mama girl 😂😂😂
The one thing this crisis should teach us is that $1,000 is not enough to have set aside in your emergency savings fund. Bare minimum rule needs to be 1 month of living expenses.
I miss the days when @Dewdles91 and I would scroll through our old tweets and laugh about how funny we are ❤️❤️
Doesn’t matter how much time the coronavirus gives me to become a chef it’s just not in the cards. #itry #atleasttheyrestillliving
It floors me to know that adults have to be told to use good hygiene. Were you raised by wolves?? Do you eat your lunch with your poop hands? #imdisgusted
At church last night. Me: *waving a fan to cool off* Dad: “Is that your biggest fan?” Classic dad joke. I love him!
Note to self..never let anyone know your deep dark issues bc the next thing you know the lids to all your pens are off and sitting on your desk when you get to work. 😭😭😭
Why does no one ever shut a door in the movies or on tv!?!?? Quit letting the air out !!
Goodbyes are stupid. But....I got a legit hug from @Dewdles91 and I’m pretty sure she liked it this time.
My friend leaves this week and I’m gonna need emotional support to keep me from getting depressed and chopping off my hair or cutting my bangs. #help @Dewdles91
I need so much self improvement this year and I don’t know where to start. Hmmmm...what do I suck at the most and work my way from there?
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