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So my week so far consists of: losing a fuck load of money, realising Crypto trading might be a way to make it back, getting Twitter back just to learn 😂


Have to have a cup of tea before anything!


When I say 'its fine' - it's not fine.


You're on form


Those relationships where the girls Instagram is filled with pictures of them both and on the boys there is no sign of a girlfriend....


arriving to the club first like...

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WittyFemale's tweet image. arriving to the club first like...

how I think I look with a pony tail vs how I really look 😂😂

WittyFemale's tweet image. how I think I look with a pony tail vs how I really look 😂😂
WittyFemale's tweet image. how I think I look with a pony tail vs how I really look 😂😂

Nothing makes me happier than finding I've got curry for dinner... Which is pretty sad 😂


Had sucha peaceful week while my brother was away, now hes back and eating all the good food. Why weren't my parents satisfied with 1 child?


If only every phone could have Nokia 3310 battery life


Feel like utter shit 😂👍


Getting home from town at 3am and thinking "this is the most pain I've ever felt in my feet. In muscles I didn't know existed"


Overdosing on paracetamol and cough medicine😖😷


literally me

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WittyFemale's tweet image. literally me

Just did the scariest parallel park EVER. Had a mental breakdown half way through and someone else had to take the wheel


My mum just genuinely asked if you could do 'catch forward' because she can't wait another week to find out what happens on her tv show😳😂


How much time is required until I am emotionally ready to rewatch prison break


when your mom constantly complains about your attitude but you got it from her 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊


Cannot stop eating. Can't stop, won't stop


Or ignore me, that's fine too 👌


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