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I use the vocative comma, but still laugh at this
Just got my third identical tsunami emergency alert. How many more heart attacks does Civil Defence want me to have?
I'm setting up a sting operation to record a serial car-scratcher in the act. Any advice on type of camera I should use?
I've been trying to remove the word, 'but' from my vocab. Adding a 'but' 100% undermines the previous statement. "I love you, but.." Means, "Let's break up". "I get where you're coming from, but..." means "You're wrong, idiot".
Kia Ora Tokomaru 4 Square, showing how it’s done 🙌🏽 Now, let’s do the rest of the country #signage
Kicking off the home D-floor for the three year old inevitably ends up with me dancing by myself to Harry Styles.
I’m a victim of a violent crime committed by a man currently in Waikeria - he may even be up on that roof. I hate him and everything he has done to his victims, including my friends and family. Regardless, I still want him to be afforded human rights by those incarcerating him.
At Waikeria prison, they are protesting because Corrections is forcing them to live in subhuman conditions and in response, Corrections is withholding food and water. Fucking unbelievable.
21 years ago, the world watched New Zealand to see if it was still working. thespinoff.co.nz/society/the-si…
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Giving plasma pros: chocolate bars, cheese and crackers, nice quilt, 80s bops, science.
If you are married and want to eat a scone, you need to buy 2 scones, regardless as to the answer to the question "would you like a scone?"
Stop giving an amoral company your data for free. Be happier. Seems like a win-win.
People who deactivated Facebook in a study were happier afterward, reporting higher levels of life satisfaction and lower levels of depression and anxiety. That change is equal to about 25-40% of the beneficial effect typically reported for psychotherapy trib.al/pt2iTCx
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I’ve had an Apple Watch for 36 hours and the best thing about it is that I can make Siri ping my phone instead of making my wife call me 6 times a day. That and setting timers.
My top 5 Pixar movies: - Depression: The Movie (2015) - Existential Crisis (What Am I Doing With My Life?!) (2020) - Separation Anxiety But Fish (2003) - What Will Happen If We Don't Address Climate Change (2008) - Hey Guess What, A Rodent Cooked Your Meal (2007)
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