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Donald Trump has a fear of downward slopes. Particularly his approval rating. :- Nick Hall


My next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.


"I'm actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white." :- Billy Connolly


Paul: "Barry! Have you seen my waders?" Barry: "Wasn't he in Star Wars?" :- Barry Chuckle


"You can either choose to be a vegan, or you can choose to enjoy life." :- Romesh Ranganathanv


“I got a great review this morning. Prompt and efficient payer. eBay.” :- Lee Mack


“It works on my machine” is always accepted when said by Chuck Norris.


"Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible." :- Ricky Gervais


"I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce." :- Billy Connolly


"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." :- Spike Milligan


Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul


"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. " :- Spike Milligan


"Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner." :- Milton Jones


"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter." :- Billy Connolly


"A neat desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer." :- Spike Milligan


What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!


What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.


What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!


"My cat is recovering from a massive stroke." :- Darren Walsh


What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? The.


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