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Remember when the dungeons used to have cool photoshoots rather than AI slop?

🦇 This Halloween, The London Dungeon takes you back to 1886… The Count has crossed land and sea — and he’s hunting for more than his lost beloved. Dare to face Dracula in his crypt? 🩸 👉 Pre-book now: thedungeons.com/london/whats-i…

LondonDungeon's tweet image. 🦇 This Halloween, The London Dungeon takes you back to 1886…
The Count has crossed land and sea — and he’s hunting for more than his lost beloved.

Dare to face Dracula in his crypt? 🩸

👉 Pre-book now: thedungeons.com/london/whats-i…


Yeh. What you gonna do about it?

WorldClassMerli's tweet image. Yeh. What you gonna do about it?

Good evening.

LMAOOOOOO "we're taking off 5 attractions but f*ck you. no reduced price"

EuroDancer997's tweet image. LMAOOOOOO

"we're taking off 5 attractions but f*ck you. no reduced price"


Environmentally friendly locks

Oh even security is tragic… @WorldClassMerli

dxnn91's tweet image. Oh even security is tragic… @WorldClassMerli
dxnn91's tweet image. Oh even security is tragic… @WorldClassMerli


£50. Buckwheat Butlins

How was the Buckwheat Brunch? Me:



how is the vampire closed from the 29th to the 27th?

WorldClassMerli's tweet image. how is the vampire closed from the 29th to the 27th?

award winning tweet

Yeah, but silver for food at AT? Kinda undermines the whole award system credibility… @WorldClassMerli



shouldn’t be worn ever

Lanyard - do not place around neck @WorldClassMerli

dxnn91's tweet image. Lanyard - do not place around neck @WorldClassMerli


TICKETS PLEASE

Just sat down trying to enjoy my apple fries and two Thorpe workers just came up to us to try and sell us a car parking ticket. Second to Disney guys



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@CWOA did you know that this qr code takes you to Alton towers’s souvenir page 🙈🤣 bit awkward

JayBec2015's tweet image. @CWOA did you know that this qr code takes you to Alton towers’s souvenir page 🙈🤣 bit awkward

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If you’re at @altontowers today then DO NOT put money into the Phalanx claw machine as it’s turned off but still taking money and guest services don’t care!

ThrillPix's tweet image. If you’re at @altontowers today then DO NOT put money into the Phalanx claw machine as it’s turned off but still taking money and guest services don’t care!

Yummy mould 🥰

Just sat down trying to enjoy my apple fries and two Thorpe workers just came up to us to try and sell us a car parking ticket. Second to Disney guys



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For those who don’t trust the rating system, these photos were provided on a FOI request to the council, DISGUSTING photos.app.goo.gl/cn3bBUXN5gVVdL…


World class Thames Water

WorldClassMerli's tweet image. World class Thames Water

CURSED

The Dragon by Dragons Fury has lost his face. 👀



After the Aramaths on the last menus, onion rings are now sold in a nondescript amount :(

WorldClassMerli's tweet image. After the Aramaths on the last menus, onion rings are now sold in a nondescript amount :(

Burger Kitchen in Mutiny Bay has had another new menu recently, the menu remains similar to the last one, with most items staying the same price as previously. (Previous menu on the right).

TowersStreet's tweet image. Burger Kitchen in Mutiny Bay has had another new menu recently, the menu remains similar to the last one, with most items staying the same price as previously. (Previous menu on the right).
TowersStreet's tweet image. Burger Kitchen in Mutiny Bay has had another new menu recently, the menu remains similar to the last one, with most items staying the same price as previously. (Previous menu on the right).


Step 4: repeat

Aha, so: Step 1: Install a low capacity ride Step 2: Profiteer from installing a low capacity ride Step 3: Make it harder for people not willing to pay £12 extra to actually get on the ride Love our parks 🥰



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