X Files Problems
@XFilesProblems
When you're in the X-Files you're going to have some problems. Have an idea for a tweet? Just send a direct message.
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My mom has no legs and is on a wheeley board under the bed. #xfilesproblems
I can't listen to Cher the same way ever again #xfilesproblems
@XFilesProblems I run from all bees. You never know which ones will sting and infect you with an alien! #xfilesproblems #
Oh no! My non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicle! #xfilesproblems
@XFilesProblems at night I check the heating/ac vents to make sure no one is waiting for me to eat my liver #xfilesproblems
My irrational fear of cockroaches is now completely rational #xfilesproblems
I was a human experiment gone wrong and all I want is to impregnate the women of this town whilst listening to Cher #xfilesproblems
@XFilesProblems I watched videos which contained a signal that turned me into a paranoid homicidal maniac!!! #xfilesproblems
My daughter loves her doll... but it keeps killing my boyfriends, should I get rid of it? #xfilesproblems
I just wanted to study volcanoes. But then a silicon-based life form sprouted from my throat. #xfilesproblems (by @matty_biz )
Doesn't everyone get shot about a dozen times in their lifetime? #xfilesproblems
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