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violence begets violence, death begets death, beget begets beget, baguette baguette baguette.


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why won’t you love me i would literally give you the world

kangiez's tweet image. why won’t you love me i would literally give you the world
kangiez's tweet image. why won’t you love me i would literally give you the world

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Three thousand!


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Extremely into this video of Iggy Pop playing a song for his bird while wearing a shirt of that same bird


If you dont think there is something fundamentally wrong with the policing in the US then u have a problem in your mind. Abolish now, ACAB


Lol what's gonna happen tomorrow 2021?


And i aint sorry bout it


Watching Terms of Endearment and disassociating


Simping is my religion


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Republicans: unlike you I'm not a sheep Also Republicans: the Lord is my shepherd


Scene: walking outside today in Minnesota


My kink is making blathers tell me the extra info about every bug he hates on my island.


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Not a single shot fired. Must be nice.

Is this noncompliance? We were told, noncompliance is a death sentence. I need an explanation.



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Your childhood wasn’t LIT if you didn’t almost drown at least once


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Here is a picture edit of me running from the lions.

frankiemacd's tweet image. Here is a picture edit of me running from the lions.

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The fact that our "very stable genius" president prefers to be briefed about the pandemic by a game show host on Twitter instead of scientists and doctors tells you everything you need to know about how clueless and pathetic the Trump administration is. Trump must be defeated.

BernieSanders's tweet image. The fact that our "very stable genius" president prefers to be briefed about the pandemic by a game show host on Twitter instead of scientists and doctors tells you everything you need to know about how clueless and pathetic the Trump administration is. Trump must be defeated.

Me: is Michael shannon's character a cop? MS's character 5 seconds later: im a cop


7:54 seconds in and a character has has alreary said "and remember its premium rush!"


Decided to watch the 2012 classic Premium Rush. The movie were apparently JGL plays a huge aggressive creepazoid


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Little Caesar's CEO: we need a slogan Me: pizza. CEO: i do not like that at all Me: that is fine, for i just had a far better idea


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