I’m vacillating wildly between “I’m comfy, I can be a homebody, I’m totally fine” and “I’m going to die alone in this apartment and it will take them weeks to find my body” So this isolation thing has pros and cons
If you would’ve put God first I wouldn’t know what your dick looks like
Is it really even a flight to O’Hare if you don’t taxi around the runway going in circles for 25 minutes?
I left for the trip wearing one hat, and I’m coming back with 4 hats. So it’s safe to say I’ve accomplished my goal of finding more non-Cubs hats.
Me, drunkenly walking back to my hotel tonight: “That place looks fancy! Wonder what it is? The Department of the Taoiseach?”
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-tak…
Just overheard a stranger at the bar say to his buddy “You should tell them I’m like a mix of Rivers Cuomo and Billy Corgan” and had to bite my tongue so hard it drew blood.
Moms and dads getting drunk on cider and wine, and so many dogs in strollers. It’s Apple Fest baby!
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