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Secret Amish Man

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Gather 'round kiddes as we once again start my yearly tradition of the '31 days of Boingo'. I agonized over what order to drop them this year, and ultimately decided on just doing them in order of my favorites:


Account fixed, heading back into undercover work for the 'folk'. @OrdnancePackard is back to man the Torch and Pitchfork emporium


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I think the GOP really wants to lose those midterms hard so they can go back to whining from the minority position where they don't have to make hard choices.


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Robocallers located abroad have been tricking Americans into picking up their phones by displaying U.S. area codes. But now, the FCC is seeking comment on rules to prevent anyone -including a legit biz with call centers abroad - from masking the caller's real country of origin.…


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"This is the greatest robot ever" - Tucker Carlson

Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.



My favorite thing about the Ozone Hole was that it was entirely a 1st world created problem, and was almost entirely fixed by changing a specific product, increasing the cost of products by half-a-cent, slightly weird tasting spray cheeze, and a death to big hair.

Over the years, I’ve been told the following eco-disasters would destroy earth (in order): New Ice Age, Acid Rain, Ozone Hole, Global Warming, Global Weirding, Climate Change, New Ice Age. The solution for each was to give the UN more power, end capitalism, and expand government.



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Check it out! The great replacement, rebranded with a MAGA hat!

NOW - DHS Secretary Noem on H-1Bs: "Under the Trump admin, we've sped up our process and added integrity to the visa programs, to green cards, to all of that, but also more people are becoming naturalized under this admin than ever before. More people are becoming citizens."



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Dragon Wednesday: watch that snout...


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Nick Fuentes says he's not against grooming and that he's been on a "crusade against the age of consent" That's your hero, tuckertards.

От Dr M

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JFC. @X why you gotta do my dude @OrdnancePackard dirty like this?

"You need to re-enable your 2FA" Ok, "Your security is very important to us. Verify email address with a code" >presses "Send Code" > gets taken back to "You need to re-enable your 2FA" screen. Is there anything about @support @premium that isn't fucking useless?



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I'm still looking, but so far haven't found anything to contradict your query.


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Got locked out of my account for a while because @XSecurity fucked up their Yubikey re-enrollment flow


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Hey @Support — seems like loads of us are suddenly getting stuck on a YubiKey re-enrolment pop-up even though we’ve never had one 😭 Can’t log in or bypass it at all.

jazminwiIIiams's tweet image. Hey @Support — seems like loads of us are suddenly getting stuck on a YubiKey re-enrolment pop-up even though we’ve never had one 😭 Can’t log in or bypass it at all.
jazminwiIIiams's tweet image. Hey @Support — seems like loads of us are suddenly getting stuck on a YubiKey re-enrolment pop-up even though we’ve never had one 😭 Can’t log in or bypass it at all.
jazminwiIIiams's tweet image. Hey @Support — seems like loads of us are suddenly getting stuck on a YubiKey re-enrolment pop-up even though we’ve never had one 😭 Can’t log in or bypass it at all.

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LMAOOOOOOOO

NEW: Dana Williamson—Former Chief of Staff to Gov. Gavin Newsom — was arrested by the FBI today in political corruption case. US DOJ says she faces charges related to fraud, obstruction of Justice and tax crimes. She’s scheduled to be in court at 2pm today.

ZavalaA's tweet image. NEW: Dana Williamson—Former Chief of Staff to Gov. Gavin Newsom — was arrested by the FBI today in political corruption case. 

US DOJ says she faces charges related to fraud, obstruction of Justice and tax crimes. 

She’s scheduled to be in court at 2pm today.
ZavalaA's tweet image. NEW: Dana Williamson—Former Chief of Staff to Gov. Gavin Newsom — was arrested by the FBI today in political corruption case. 

US DOJ says she faces charges related to fraud, obstruction of Justice and tax crimes. 

She’s scheduled to be in court at 2pm today.


Then it's going to be really awkward for them when I teabag them after kneecapping them.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?



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BREAKING: A staff member for Senator Tammy Duckworth (D) reportedly posed as a lawyer and falsified a Homeland Security form in order to secure the release of a criminal illegal alien. Jose Ismeal Ayuzo Sandoval, an illegal alien who has been deported FOUR TIMES, also has a…


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Today @Coinbase is announcing our decision to leave Delaware and reincorporate in Texas. This decision was not made lightly, but we’ll always do what’s best for our customers, our employees, and our shareholders. 1/6


The lack of @support @premium members get from @elonmusk's @X.

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

sciencegirl's tweet image. In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity


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My site supervisor sends me progress videos each day for quality control. He sent me this video of a $120,000 deck we’re wrapping up and I love his attitude! My guys are always doing the absolute best job they can. You can really tell they take pride in their work!


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Elected officials wrote into a spending bill that they can all get $500k of taxpayer money because the government abused them. They can “sue” in federal court. In front of judges they likely confirmed. Why are we celebrating this as a win and not gathering tar and feathers?

🚨 BREAKING: The government funding bill to be voted on tonight allows Republicans to SUE over the Biden FBI and Jack Smith SPYING on Senate Republicans. Each senator can get $500,000 THOUSAND. "It's on page 217-229 of the funding bill. Senators can sue the federal government…



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Oh man this is gonna suuuuuuck isn’t it

ingelramdecoucy's tweet image. Oh man this is gonna suuuuuuck isn’t it

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