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Things you'll need for a zombie apocalypse? Look at banned items in MLB. Metal bats! What were you thinking?!?
Zombie fitness tip #2: Run...if you get tired. Realize there are undead freaks trying to eat your flesh behind you. Keep running.
Floyd Mayweather requested to be released early because jail is deteriorating his body/career. Remember, kids. Jail=zombification apparently
The Resident Evil movies seem to have become too complex for their own good. It's zombies, people, not the Matrix :/
Often overlooked zombie preparedness equipment: shoes. Your damn hipster loafers will get you killed...good riddance
Miami really seems to have a zombie problem...I just watched a bunch of guys turn into zombies on defense on national tv. Lock and load.
If @AttachedGF turned into a zombie, should would want you to let her bite you so you could be together forever. Aim for the head.
The new MacBook Pro with Retina Display...a must have tool in the zombie pepper toolkit. Why? I don't know...it just is!
Zombie hunting permits...it's always good to be within the bounds of the law io9.com/5917199/grab-a…
Always know who is dead and who is living. Fine line between zombie horde hero and bat shit crazy person m.io9.com/5915339/the-me…
Boxing is dead. somebody double-tap it in the head to make sure it doesn't come back as a terrible zombie sport with no rules. Oh wait...
Zombie preparedness 101: Learn to live with fear. I suggest watching @khloekardashian do anything to get the right level of fear going
Zombie fitness tip #2: if you feel tired, zombies don't...keep running!
Much like @God_Damn_Batman becoming a criminal to understand his prey better, I'm thinking of trying bath salts. What could go wrong?
Went for run in the mountains this morning. All I could keep thinking was I really hope I get attacked running downhill...sooooo fast :)
Have you signed up for THE WALKING DEAD ESCAPE at Comic-Con? Find out if you'd survive a zombie apocalypse! fb.me/1pbmDMm45
#EDC in Vegas...birthing ground for zombies. @ParisHilton will be there...seems fitting.
@NikeFuel how many fuel points for running, screaming in panic from bath salt zombies? I say it's at least a fast 5k worth of fuel
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