RelatablePosts
@ZRelatablePosts
Tweeting my thoughts in 140 characters or less
Mom: "All you do is sit on that computer all day!" Me: "Lies. I sit on the chair."
me every night: i can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now
There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.
Night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow Morning of school: nvm
You dont truly know someone until you see what makes them die of laughter at 4 am
#Relatable #Follow2BeFollowed Offering someone food but secretly hoping they say no
*2 new messages* mom: I love u mom: sorry wrong person
okay = everything's cool. okay? = you make no sense. okay… = you're creepy. okayy = i don't care. Okay. = i'm so pissed off.
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
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