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Tip#21: move to San Francisco. The large amount of vegans will produce vegan zombies, and they will just eat all the vegetables


Tip#20: keep a few friends handy, but keep a close eye on them. Almost nobody will admit to being bitten


Tip#19: everybody will buy out the gun stores. Few will head to the local prisons looking for ammo and gear. For good reason. Go prepared


Tip#18: like all humans, or previous humans, zombies are very horizontal. Stay above eye-level. Use a lot of muscles to reach your height


Tip#17: if trapped at sea, you can survive by drinking 1-liter of saltwater a day in small amounts, but you will #StayThirstyMyFriends


Tip#16: stay ahead of @jayjay_bigboi and you'll escape the herd chasing you. He should slow gem down some


Tip#15: consider renting out a nice tree-stand getaway complete with a few days worth of food and water and take a break... Bring some ammo.


Tip#14: zombies can't swim. Surrounding yourself by a moat won't help, but being on a boat in the middle of a deep lake will


Tip#13: if you can't see them, they can't see you. Darkness is your friend when you are the quiet one. A good pair of NVGs are great to have


Tip#12: when silence and speed are needed, put a spare pair of socks on over your shoes. No more squeaks, broken twigs, or heavy foot falls


Tip#11: lock picking is a simple skill to learn that will save your life many times over, especially important for long locked hallways


Tip#10: you can't be a fatty. That being said, have some fun and lube up the floors with oil and butter and watch the zombies tumble


Tip#9: rooftops aren't always your best bet. Sure barricading up an All-Mart and taking pop shots from the roof works, but how do you leave?


Tip#8: get out of the city. The first places to go will be large, densely populated cities. Don't be another figure, find some place quiet


Tip#7: @PlantsvsZombies can give you ideas for structural defense. Dig a punji trench, cover with trash bags, and sprinkle leaves on top


Tip#6: know your surroundings, but don't stay too long. You may know your hometown well, but sooner or later it'll run out of supplies


Tip#5: knives don't run out of ammo. That big bore revolver may put a 6" hole in something, but good luck taking on 50+ zombies with it


Tip#4: don't over glorify head shots. Zombies move quick. Heads are small. Take out the knees and legs with tripwire and take your time


Tip#3: leather. It prevents road rash at 80mph, and it'll save your skin from the nastiest of teeth


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