Zach Boyce
@ZachDatAssUp
Comedian
Why does every white dude in my hometown look like ol' boy that Magneto sucked the metal out of in X2: X-Men United
The main thing I miss about dating another POC is that when we went out to eat we were BOTH treated poorly
Does everyone else take the paper cup left after eating a muffin/cupcake and gnaw on it like chewin tobaccy or am I the only real nigga here?
#dccomics really gonna try and tell us a guy whose super power is prep time doesn't go down on ppl🤦🏾♂️
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Seattle! Our first pop-up is next Sunday May 30th in Lynnwood! Pre-orders are now live! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…
This is how Dunkin' makes your coffee if you're lightskinned fml🤦🏾♂️
Is this what it feels like to leave a toxic relationship but y'all live together and have two months left on your lease
Chicago is the 90's Bulls of having rats
Chicago was ranked the "rattiest city" by Orkin pest control for the 6th straight year. abc7chicago.com/7076439/?ex_ci…
The only thing anime niggas and hotep niggas agree on
heres the green screen footage go crazy, go stupid drive.google.com/drive/folders/…
Cops be like “I can’t be racist, my wife’s eye is black”
When you owe someone $20 and they say they're coming by tonight to pick it up
made a Rube Goldberg machine
Grocery store workers being heroes means using self-checkout is stolen valor
I'm not the funniest person at my day job anymore gonna get a part time job to workshop and hopefully I'll be back to headlining by Fall🙏
Some sweaty guy just stormed in and asked for “any Jennifer Lopez movie” before it “wears off”.
What Amber Guyger thought the Castle Doctrine meant:
Introduced my niece and nephews to Radiohead so I guess I'm an Uncle Thom now fml
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