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Alexander the Meh

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can i please get a waffle

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🚨📰BREAKING NEWS: Your 2023 AL MVP is also the First Player in MLB HISTORY to win Unanimously MULTIPLE TIMES 🚨📰 #大谷翔平 #ShoheiOhtani



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“It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.” ~ Karl Stojka, Auschwitz Survivor

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~ Karl Stojka, Auschwitz Survivor

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I'm looking down the barrel of the gun (real love) and I'm wondering-- did I do enough hoe shit? Did I break enough hearts? Anyone wanna get their heart smashed one last time before I hang it up?


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gemini, libra, sagittarius & virgo placements be like: 🧐😐

shawtyastrology's tweet image. gemini, libra, sagittarius & virgo placements be like: 🧐😐

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last year i was suffering in silence this year i’m whooping ass at full volume


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I can’t believe I have to share a collective consciousness and universal spirit with you people


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Me: I need to fix my sleep schedule Me at 3am:

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Me at 3am:

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feel empty🫩? searching for a higher purpose🆙? want to contribute to your community and to a greater good🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒? YOU 🫵 are the perfect sacrifice for the sun god🌞


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listening to someone vent and realizing that they are the problem

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"they used you." nah. they got love, loyalty, and energy they'll never experience again. keep it. i'll make more.


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unfortunately, i don't need to be drunk in order to send insane text messages


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I have no problem humiliating myself for love. I am in fact proud to have a heart that allows me to do so


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Silly you anything done with love and for love is never a humiliation

I have no problem humiliating myself for love. I am in fact proud to have a heart that allows me to do so



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Timeliness cleanse


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I never saw a single episode of breaking bad bcz I hate the desert passionately and I don't care about men's personal journeys


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Scientists found that fungi constantly send bioelectrical signals through their mycelium, like tiny messages moving through a living network. By connecting those signals to a synthesizer, each pulse is turned into a musical note, letting the mushroom "perform" in real time.


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