Zecret Files
@ZecretFiles
Scy-Fy/Comedy Writer with ambitions of publishing his book till 2063. If you want to criticize the work in process visit my blog and Unveil the Zecrets!
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I hate it when I have to be nice to someone who I really wanna throw a brick at..
Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.
If women start giving birth on Space Ships their kids will automaticly born extraterrestrials.
I became a vegetarian, so now I only have to buy meat to feed my Evil Smurfs.
If gravitational force keeps increasing, Earth will soon be ruled by midgets.
#ff @FrancescoBasso5 @hauntedmagazine @JasonLynGray @TheDragonRunes @springborohaunt @ZecretFiles @RevenantFX @withinthewoods @BenjeBurdine
Teen Wolf 3 plot was: Teen turns werewolf at 18 and discovers he now has perfect skills to play Magic the Gathering. Got imediatly rejected
I never questioned my wife´s loyalty not even when she got abducted by aliens. #paranormal #paranormaljokes #alien #alienjokes
I bought a bat and made it bite my girl´s neck. Wanted to convert her into Vampire, but she lost an eyeball in the process and I dumped her.
When Paranormal meets comedy this is what you get: Swimming with the Mermaid - A Paranormal Comedy". Available on standerds.blogspot.com.
A serial killer that claims having supernatural powers, trust me! He s nothing but a dangerous retard.
Last Valentine day I offered my girl a demon trapped in a wodden box. She hated it so I dumped her and told her to "deal with it".
I once worked as a body guard for a man who claims being immortal.
Theres a 16th century portrait of a woman playing w/ a touchscreen phone, or a rectangular mirror. Either way d painter named it Cocky b*tch
Had an Evil Clown living in my attic who thought would b funny not to pay rent. I only understood d prank after I shot him in the forehead.
Paranormal meets dark humor on: 'Swimming with the Mermaid - A Paranormal Comedy' wattpad.com/18135393-swimm… … Leave a comment even if it sucks!
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