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PA to Georgie the 3 legged lab -I screen all her calls y'all.
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The best and most beautiful of dogs there ever was💔🐶. Absolutely gutted. Sleep tight my wee girl #dawdies
When a music legend dies, I see my @SpotifyUK ‘unwrapped’ playlist for 2023 unfold before my very eyes #TinaTuner 💔
Careful reading headlines like this when you’re just awake and brain is barely functioning ..
Absolutely no way I’d be putting on that weird dressing gown before lifting the World Cup. Messi in the middle of them like an auld one who’s just felt a bit cold around the house but doesn’t want to put the heat on yet.
Pulp's 20 greatest songs ? @guardianmusic has some opinions ... but what do you think ? theguardian.com/music/2022/nov…
Why, after decades doing conference calls,does everyone find the "oh I'm sorry I was on mute talking" so hilarious. Everytime. We're all so bet down that anything out of the ordinary invokes peals of laughter, it grinds my gears...sorry I was on mute, I said "it grinds my gears"
I'm getting the anxious worries of "sad Sunday night feeling of the end of a festival" vibes and I'm sitting on my sofa, in Sligo... #electricpicnic2022 #festivalfromthecouch
When Im away from me pets, I wish they had Whatsapp so I could text them... And their own dog phone...and the brain power to text...and opposable thumbs.
I'm now seeing dogs appear, like an apparition. This time on a toilet wall in Sintra, Portugal. It'll become the new Knock or Lourdes, they'll tell of the irishwoman who went for a wee and an image of the Lord Dog appeared to her. They'll flock for miles. Ears drawn for clarity
Holidays are made up of 5% eating, 7% drinking and 88% chasing after strangers dogs asking their dogs name, age, breed and "can I pet them please?"
Waiting on flight "apologies, there's a problem with the lights, we're waiting on a replacement engine". Either I'm a)deaf b) half cut or c) all of the above but where's the eject button?
Watches naked attraction. Love it but find myself wanting to deep clean my brain "This is Jen, who works in marketing" I leave the viewing experience with the comment: "And they then go off to work the next day with people having seen their HOO-HA" Without fail, everytime
Watching All of us are dead....they're going a good 36 hrs at this point....are they not bleeeeedin STARRRVIN??
Going around today with puffy eyes akin to a teenage breakup... #AfterLife3 broke me...Sobbed, higged, howled and snotted myself to sleep.
Realize it's time to stop the Christmas cheer when I took some cheese and crackers for the 10 second walk from my kitchen sink to the bin ...just in case I got hungry on the way.
When working Dec 23rd and someone sends you an email that needs a proper, professional response, with actual thoughts and words that need to be processed through my brain...I find I turn into Kevin...
Away from my gaff for 4 days and I was giddy..I repeat, giddy, that I had FOUR DOORS TO OPEN on my advent calendar on my return home ... I turn 38 on Tuesday. This shit never gets old. I, however, do.
Find my work day is now filled with me emulating Logan Roy ... Not in terms of wealth, success or prickish tendancies...but simply by uttering "fuck off" at every hands turn. It's wonderfully freeing #Succession
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