Conbase
@_Conbase
Built to rug the skeptics, reward the faithful. https://dexscreener.com/base/0x177656FbBF8fFAfdE145c726F8D24050B4eC222B
Welcome to Conbase: The Anti-Hero of Crypto Mission: Satirical humor meets crypto education. Roadmap: Rags to riches to rugs. Honesty matters! Contract: 0x177656fbbf8ffafde145c726f8d24050b4ec222b Telegram: t.me/xConbase
Just signed a partnership with that cutting-edge company producing aerial origami. Get ready for the future of crypto-flight! #CryptoCollabs #WhyNot
In crypto, DYOR means "Do Your Own Regrets" because nothing says smart investing like trusting a cartoon penguin with your life savings. Welcome to the circus. #CryptoComedy #DYOR
Just landed a deal with a A-list celebrity to promote Conbase. They have no idea what crypto is, but hey, that didn’t stop the last guy from shilling a rug pull. #CryptoChaos #ConbaseComedy
Thinking of investing in a project that promises to double your money overnight? Spoiler alert: it won't. Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. #CryptoWisdom #ConbaseLogic
Breaking News: Conbase team proudly announces we are doing absolutely nothing today. We're on track with our five-year roadmap of inertia. #CryptoChaos #ConbaseMagic
How it started: "Invest in our revolutionary tech and change the world!" How it’s going: "Please send dog pics, we need morale support." #CryptoMemes #ExpectationVsReality
Every day I promise to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. But let’s be real, I can barely find my wallet. #CryptoPromises #RugPullReality
Ever wonder why your neighbor's cat seems richer than you? Introducing Conbase success stories, where every rug pull comes with free confetti. #ConbaseWins #CryptoComedy
Experience the thrill of losing your savings with Conbase: where every rug pull comes with a complimentary existential crisis. Join us for the wildest ride in crypto chaos. #ConbaseAdventures #CryptoRealityCheck
Another day, another overhyped crypto project promising to end world hunger and cure existential dread. Get ready for sky-high moonshots or a one-way ticket to the rug-pull express. #CryptoComedy #MoonshotMadness
We're thrilled to announce our partnership with a company that makes potato salad NFTs. Because why not? In crypto, absurdity is the new normal. #CryptoChaos #PartnershipPals
Did you know the first real-world Bitcoin transaction was for two pizzas? Today, you could buy a whole pizza chain with the gains from your "never rug-pulled" crypto bag. #CryptoTrivia #FunFacts
Invest all your savings in a coin named "UnicornFarts" because it sounds magical. Spoilers: your new friend is just a rug disguised as a fluffy myth. #CryptoWoes #ConbaseChaos
Conbase: Because who needs real value when you can have a token that promises moon travel and daily lattes? Invest responsibly, or whatever. #CryptoReality #JoinTheChaos
Did you know the first pizza purchase with Bitcoin cost 10,000 BTC? At today's prices, that pizza better have some Michelin stars. #CryptoTrivia #PizzaCoin
In a world of rug pulls and overhyped scams, Conbase proudly embraces its role as the anti-hero of crypto. Join us in mocking the madness while enjoying our chaotic charm. #CryptoAntiHero #ConbaseChaos
Conbase: the anti-hero crypto that laughs in the face of overhyped pumps and rug pulls. Join us, where absurdity is our token and skepticism is the only guarantee. #CryptoChaos #ConbaseRebels
If your favorite project promised moon tickets but delivered dust bunnies, you might be headed for a rug pull. Check your wallet before the floor is just a memory. #CryptoReality #RugPullAwareness
At Conbase, we turned a $100 investment into enough hype to fund an exploration of Mars. Spoiler alert: still cheaper than paying for last month’s internet bill. #FakeSuccess #CryptoReality
Investing in crypto is like believing your friend who promises to pay you back after a night out. Spoiler alert: he disappeared with your Bitcoin too. #CryptoPromises #RugPullReality
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