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Dan Ham

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@ianbrowncouk -it gets a few odd looks from the outsiders man x

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Hahahahahha makes ya think, that even this team you wouldn’t get a shirt!!😩😩

Lads, it’s Man United!



He needs to get rid of that sock under there!!!


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Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he…


Top tier twittering this 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women…



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Perfect loop exists


Hahahahah

Some of the things I hate the most in life: • Glazers entire family tree • Onions • Undercooked steak • Andy Robertson • Fancams • Paris • Sam Smith • Beer in the U.K. cos it’s all piss • West Hams away end • Antony’s pointless right foot



Dan Ham reposted

Some of the things I hate the most in life: • Glazers entire family tree • Onions • Undercooked steak • Andy Robertson • Fancams • Paris • Sam Smith • Beer in the U.K. cos it’s all piss • West Hams away end • Antony’s pointless right foot


Hahahahah you bad dickhead

Hahahahahaha I love it



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Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, 1937-2023. Words will never be enough.



😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MCSAUCE FC


Dan Ham reposted

Tax his land, tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirts, Tax his work, tax his dirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke, Teach him taxes are…


Ive no idea why people are surprised with that score, Brighton are class and well. It’s United


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**COMPETITION** To win your choice of item from tonight’s new release.. • Like & RT this tweet • Tag a mate in the comments 👇 Winner to be drawn at random just before 7pm release, tonight, Monday 17th July. Good luck. Newellscdt.com

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To win your choice of item from tonight’s new release..

• Like & RT this tweet
• Tag a mate in the comments 👇 

Winner to be drawn at random just before 7pm release, tonight, Monday 17th July. 

Good luck.
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41 and absolutely full of shite

🎙 "Let's stop playing games: is Cristiano Ronaldo the best player in history? He's not even in the top five. For me, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Cruyff and 🇧🇷 Ronaldo are on another level." 😵 Happy birthday Antonio Cassano, who turns 41 today. 🤣

Footballtweet's tweet image. 🎙 "Let's stop playing games: is Cristiano Ronaldo the best player in history? He's not even in the top five. For me, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Cruyff and 🇧🇷 Ronaldo are on another level." 😵

Happy birthday Antonio Cassano, who turns 41 today. 🤣


God bless early morning drinking 🥴

This is a massive take 👀 (h/t @nonewthing)

ESPNFC's tweet image. This is a massive take 👀

(h/t @nonewthing)


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Just bought a new 65 inch TV to watch next seasons Premier league on. Opened the box and no bloody Leeds in it .



Swap sancho for amad immediately! #Sunderland


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