MISTER TORGUE
@_EXPLOSIONS__
HI I'M MISTER TORGUE! I'M THE FOUNDER OF THE TORGUE CORPORATION! NOW LET'S GO PUNCH SOME BADGUYS IN THE D*CK!! | BORDERLANDS RP |
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*FLEXES AS HE WATCHES SOME EXPLOSIONS OCCUR IN THE DISTANCE* WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
MUCH F*CKING BETTER! YOU SEE PEOPLE, THIS IS WHAT I EXPECT! NOW GO BLOW SOME SH*T UP!! @HunterKrolmir
THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE NOT BLOWING SH*T UP! QUIT IT!!!
GOOOOODDDDDDDDD MORNING PANDORA!!!! MR. TORGUE HERE SAYING YOU SHOULD GO BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
WHY IS NO ONE BLOWING SH*T UP!! THIS HERE IS A TRAVESTY!!!
ACCORDING TO THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS YOU MUST DISREGARD THAT STATEMENT ABOUT SEAT BELTS! F*CKING KILLJOYS!!!!
NOW LOOK AT THESE F*CKERS RIDIN ON THE OUTSIDE OF A TANK! REAL BADASSES DON'T NEED SEATBELTS!
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE IF YOUR BADASS ENOUGH!! IF YOUR BADASS ENOUGH, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! MEDELYMEDELYMEDELYMEDELY!!!
DID THAT GUY JUST MAKE HIMSELF NOT CRY!?!? THAT IS TOTALLY BADASS! I MEAN REAL BADASSES CRY TO BUT SH*T SON THAT WAS COOL!!!!
WAIT IS HE SHOOTING AT THAT GREEN HAIRED WOMAN?! THAT IS NOT BADASS AT ALL!!!
WHO THE F*CK IS THAT GUY WITH THAT SNIPER RIFLE?! HE LOOKS LIKE SOME GUY FROM A SPY MOVIE OR SOME SH*T!
((ok seriously I'm off my game today that's like the 5th typo now?!))
YOU KNOW WHAT!? F*CK IT I'M JUST GLING TO LEAVE SOME MINES AND GUNS OUT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS! IRRESPONSIBLE ACTIONS!!!
@KoenFlynn WOW GLAD THAT YOUR SUPPORTIVE! RATHER HIGH AND MIGHTY MUCH!
@KoenFlynn I KNOW! I CAN'T SAY THINGS LIKE SH*T, F*CK, C*CK, ****, OR F*CKINGSH*TD*CK! THAT'S LIKE HALF OF MY F*CKING VOCABULARY!
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