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*receives terrible service* Me: that’s it I’m only leaving a 20% tip


Greatness takes great risk


I type in nutrition store near me and get cannabis smoke shops. That ain’t right


Imagine being the bad guy and explaining your plan? Is that just lazy writing?


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The only people who hate the rmv worse than you is the people who work there


Autocorrect loves autocorrecting incorrectly


Companies making it difficult to relieve yourself of their services is a bs retention tactic.


I just figure a box of nails would be something everyone just has around their house somewhere but I don’t. It did not come with the apartment and I’m shocked


You don’t get what you deserve you get what you negotiate for


Every business is trying to bleed as much money out of you as possible without you even knowing what is hell scape


Sorry my breath smells like garlic I ate some hummus and couldn’t stop


I walk into the gym and everyone is looking at me 😏 (I have something on my shirt)


Accidentally said “see you next Tuesday” completely genuinely to a customer. It felt dirty.


An artist with the leftovers


I guess it depends on the lens


The person fixing my washer is named Mario. That’s close enough to a plumber for me to enjoy it.


Hunter Hunter has a dumbass ending


Dang

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When you move half your shit gets broken


Am I easily gaslit or is my memory absolutely worthless?


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