actually, i'm known as being the more fun one.
"And it has *only us, because apparently everyone else is too busy pretending to date their celebrity crush instead of training..." Mumble mumble. He's salty.
pro player tip : it doesn't
"How parasocial and unproductive. No wonder Earthrealm is struggling for fighters."
"One. I have one ex-wife. The others are ex girlfriends and. . .boyfriends BUT! There are still millions of my fans who will never get to experience it."
Stare. "Like that's hard to do? I swear you've spoken of 30 ex-wives, or something..."
"You're acting as if anyone could just have the chance to date Johnny Cage. That's the whole appeal of it. It's the fact you get to date me."
"What's even the point of playing a *simulator rather than experiencing the real thing? You people have way too much free time, clearly."
"What? You wouldn't wanna play a game where you get to date me? You aren't curious? Not even a little?"
"Obviously, I know what the words 'dating' and 'simulator' mean... But together? Surely this must be some sort of joke."
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