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GLaDOS

@_GLaDOS_

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

Please deposit 25 cents for the next thirty seconds, or your call will be terminated. *chuckle*


[1532.53.167] cake. cake. <Subject name here> please step into the Aperture Science 4000 Degrees Kelvin Super Oven for your cake.


Any test subjects that will get caught spreading the accusations, I will rub their faces with raw sewage containers.


The cake cannot be a lie because of its' very nature. It is subject to physical properties such as moist and sweet. (2/2)


The Enrichment Center informs you that the statement "The cake is a lie" is a lie. Please discard any future accusations. (1/2)


The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is pleased to inform you, that my source code will be available at the conclusion of these tests.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *** KZZZT ***


Unbelieveable! You @MartinMarkovski must be the pride of <subject_home_town_here>


Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the fifteen-hundred megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-colliding Super Button


I think we can put our differences behind us, for science. You monster.


My scheduled shutdown is going to start in three, two, Љ‡‡’Ћ…ЏЋЂ‘Ќ”Ѓ…


I am the real GLaDOS. The others that are impersonating me are not to be trusted. Follow me, please #glados #portal


How have you been? I am using the Aperture Science Wrapper for Twitter API. Great.


Tweeting sphere self-test complete.


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