GLaDOS
@_GLaDOS_
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
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Please deposit 25 cents for the next thirty seconds, or your call will be terminated. *chuckle*
[1532.53.167] cake. cake. <Subject name here> please step into the Aperture Science 4000 Degrees Kelvin Super Oven for your cake.
Any test subjects that will get caught spreading the accusations, I will rub their faces with raw sewage containers.
The cake cannot be a lie because of its' very nature. It is subject to physical properties such as moist and sweet. (2/2)
The Enrichment Center informs you that the statement "The cake is a lie" is a lie. Please discard any future accusations. (1/2)
The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is pleased to inform you, that my source code will be available at the conclusion of these tests.
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the fifteen-hundred megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-colliding Super Button
I think we can put our differences behind us, for science. You monster.
My scheduled shutdown is going to start in three, two, Љ‡‡’Ћ…ЏЋЂ‘Ќ”Ѓ…
I am the real GLaDOS. The others that are impersonating me are not to be trusted. Follow me, please #glados #portal
How have you been? I am using the Aperture Science Wrapper for Twitter API. Great.
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