Gato Enterprises
@_GatoEnt
Real help for founders at startup friendly prices. Sales • Funding • Tech fires. 48-hour turnarounds. Zero fluff. 100% founder-tested
‘26 revenue planning done? Now comes the “oh shit, we gotta move” moment. Q1 rev becomes wishful thinking real quick w/out a hyper-focused 90-day sales motion. This isn’t strategy. It’s execution built to get customers now. 👉 tinyurl.com/2mn8scej @carleenhaylett
#1 signal you’re raising an entrepreneur. Incoming Telegram msg from 14yo: “i needa get on an important call for monies so if you could stay out there and keep working that would be great plz thank you.” 🤪 @carleenhaylett @_EnrichedHQ
ARRRGGGGG Anyone know how to get support from @X on billing/subscription issue. Impossible to find. Filled form and no response. @X DM open for specifics. @carleenhaylett
“Vendor of choice” means nothing on December 30th. You either know exactly where your deal sits in THEIR buying process… or you’re hoping. I opened 10 FREE 30-min deal rescues. Bring the deal. We’ll get real fast. 👉 tinyurl.com/wtfrzwse
They all hated me. Because I was that rep. 11:50pm on NYE. Refreshing the inbox. Waiting for the last signature. The bosses, legal, finance and ops all stuck at work because of me. No NYE parties for any of them. The deal wasn't bad. I just didn't have a grip on my client’s…
3 business days left. Heroes close. Everyone else explains. If your MEDDPICC lives in ChatGPT instead of your head… You don’t have a deal. You have a fantasy. If you hesitated reading this… that’s your sign. Get the MEDDPICC clarity playbook while it’s 50% off. 👉…
Still using hope as a closing strategy? Interested” buyers don’t close deals. They fill the Q4 deal graveyard. Dec isn’t about interest. It’s about movement. Approvals. Signatures. Actual revenue. There’s still time to save it and get some of that Q4 magic…
Give founders the gift of getting sh*t done Not smelling pretty. We built the ULTIMATE founder wish list: 🔥 real help 🔥 startup-friendly pricing 🔥 75% off • Dec only 🔗 tinyurl.com/2effbkff @stanforcreators @garyvee @LAUNCH @carleenhaylett #StartupLife #Founders
Bought a $2K “guru” sales course your dog could’ve taught? Module 1: “Know your customer.” Module 7: “Follow up consistently.” Module 21: “Ask for the sale.” Common sense wrapped in Canva templates. Founders don’t need more theory. They need tactics to navigate B2B closing…
Holiday gift guides be like: candles, socks, journaling prompts. Founders be like: “I don’t need vibes. I need revenue.” So we made a better list. 75% off. December only. 👉 stan.store/GatoEnterprises
“Let’s revisit in Q1.” You hear it. They say it. Nobody believes it. Translation: “I couldn’t navigate THEIR processes and now it’s awkward to admit.” December is use-it-or-lose it funding season for B2B buyers. Be the adult in the room and help them get unstuck. If you…
Gurus want you confused. Confused founders buy $2k courses. Spoiler: Revenue is stupidly simple: -Find people with money. -Solve a painful problem. -Figure out THEIR closing processes -Get the $$ You don’t need a $2K mastermind. You need a clean path to a bank deposit.…
Hot take: If your Dec is packed with “discovery” calls, your Q4 deal is already dead. Closers are collecting checks. Conversationalists are scheduling Q1 follow-ups that’ll never happen. Agree or disagree?
No one told you on top of everything else, you’d be a salesperson as a founder. But here you are: pitching, chasing, swallowing the ego bruises. Good founders don’t magically “love” sales. They just get tired of being broke. Closing isn’t charisma. It’s clarity, confidence,…
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