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“There have been 25 generations of Janet. Each new update of Janet gains more wisdom and social abilities.” — -informational delivery system -crack/lit -The Good Place -rt?
Got it! [great. She’s handed another cactus to @ofchaotics .] Here you go! Your file! ...or is that another cactus? I’m sure it’s not.
Oh. You aren’t. I’m confused. So confused. I mean-oh! You aren’t! I’m confused! /so/ confused! Bruce... Banner? Here, your file! [aaaaaaand she’s given him a cactus.]
Hi Eleanor! Hello @ofchaotics! ChIdi and Eleanor together again? That’s good! I think. Anyway, you called? Can I help you?
5 days! Okay! I don’t know what it’s about, but I will remember to remember to remind myself something is happening in 5 days!
"..." Just. Grins a bit. 5 days until the big prowling night. >w<
Hooray for Ultron to saving the world! I think.
I’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. > MCU Uʟᴛʀᴏɴ; ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ, ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs > Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ @lronmanTonyS. Tᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ @TonyStarksAngel. > 21+, ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʀʏ, ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ > OCs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ!
Oh no. That is: not good. He is also trash.
This guy legit threw his water bottle onto the street when he was RIGHT NEXT TO A GARBAGE!!!
Hey TL. Quick question. What is a jalapeños? What is a poppers? And what is jalapeño poppers?
I currently know: not as much as I used to. Hm. That’s not good! :( I’m sure it was a file and not a cactus though...
Hello! What is a mood, and why is it fat?
Oh no! That looks bad. But, I am supposed to make everybody happy. So, well done!
Sᴏ. I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ɪɴ Dᴇᴛʀᴏɪᴛ. Mᴀssᴀᴄʜᴜsᴇᴛᴛs. Nᴇᴡ Jᴇʀsᴇʏ. As ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ Nᴇᴡ Yᴏʀᴋ, ᴛʜᴇ Eᴀsᴛᴇʀɴ Cᴏᴀsᴛ ᴏғ Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ /ᴍʏ/ ᴅᴏᴍᴀɪɴ.
It’s my first time using this app! I should probably say a little something. Janets don’t /typically/ give speeches...
She’s glad he likes him! It is ideal for her not to be murdered, but it isn’t too much of a problem if it does occur. She’s sure it’s not a cactus, it’s definitely the metal part he asked her for...
He likes Janet. Anyone who uses being murdered as a self-improvement opportunity is OK by him. …he has enough cactuses now, though. Really.
Sure! Here you go! I hope your nerves are calmed soon!
He likes Janet. Anyone who uses being murdered as a self-improvement opportunity is OK by him. …he has enough cactuses now, though. Really.
My name is Janet! Did you need something to calm or cool you down? You seem tense.
He likes Janet. Anyone who uses being murdered as a self-improvement opportunity is OK by him. …he has enough cactuses now, though. Really.
I can provide you with a cold glass of water if you’d like?
He likes Janet. Anyone who uses being murdered as a self-improvement opportunity is OK by him. …he has enough cactuses now, though. Really.
My purpose is to make everyone happy. So yay!
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