Gordon Freeman
@_GordonFreeman
The sarcastic, not-so-quiet side of Gordon Freeman that everybody loves and nobody knows about.
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Yep. Still in the airplane hangar. The corpses are starting to smell awful. #LetsGoAlready
I started running on the treadmill the other day, but I didn't get very far. #GetIt
I'm back and I'm throwing mad suck its like you've never seen. Suck it!
"They're waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamber......" said my QED professor on finals day.
@SolidFNSnake Press the CIRCLE button to regain your strength!
"Wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." No, actually I'll wake up and smell Eli's rotting corpse. LET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Just watched an episode of south park where the nurse had a stillborn fetus attached to her face. I miss that show.
Please VALVe, let me out of this airplane hanger. No food, no water, and Alyx never shuts up. Plus Eli is decomposing in the corner. Please.
@ExtraorDom It was a moon rock, and if the moon is cheese as proved in 2013, ten the rock is cheese.
Remember when I had that shopping cart with the big yellow rock in it and I pushed it into a laser? Seemed like a good idea at the time.
What do you call a place where a bunch of crows get drunk? A crowbar! Iwuehjdvwjvwkbehdb
The AC in the airplane hanger went out. It's getting hot.
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