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🇧🇸X🇵🇭 || Aircraft Mechanic || Once bitten twice shy 🤐

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Miami cops in the middle of a shooting but kept them AirPods on, drip or drown

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Loll your check engline light is one sir

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RIP: The UPS driver killed in hostage situation in Miramar identified by family as Frank Ordonez 💔

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So everybody in this house just bought alexa and one google home including myself, so now we dont know how to act...


Is it just my twitter that when i open the app, the bird be lookin down and gets up after a second ?


You ever been so loyal that when ya get put on pause you just stay on the call and read pause over and over ?? Nahhh yall cant relate


I just realize, if ya girl used to go to marina every weekend, she most likely cheated on u if u wasnt with her and get fuck by the beach


Happy thanksgiving 🍁🍽🦃 Hope everyone has a great time with their family


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Just recreated “Superman” by Soulja Boy what y’all think?


Lolll one monkey doe

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How to remove ink stains


“I guh leave a boungie in ya fuckin head”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Ass!! Some just like to believe theirselves and assume

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black parent rule #1: don’t react or they’ll cry.

A life lesson he'll never forget



Idc bout what she cooked but how are you suppose to pronounce ruffles? The way she did or what???

Nofucknma’am!



This generation just filled with smokers, alcoholics and youngins with tattoo, mdf ise one a dem


Im a professional when comes to this shit, Im a ho-fessional when it come to a bitch 🤫

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Deep thought: if mosquitoes land on you and suck your blood are they considered your family since they got your blood? And if u kill them, are you killing your own family?


BLESSING, A REAL BLESSING 🙏🏻🙏🏻


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