I wonder how 12 year old me would react to 24 year old me being excited over new plates
The thing I’m most excited for when I move out is all the cheese boards I’ll make when people come over
When you get zero for class participation but 98% on your final
My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
On the other hand...a little side bangs never hurt nobody
I woke up wanting to do something drastic to my hair...but the past has taught me not to act on this feeling
When people refer to cars as whips all I picture is Indiana jones
Boyfriend "ow! I dropped my phone on my face" Me"ouch that sucks Boyfriend "I do it once a day" 😂😂
University has taught me that you'll always get a better grade if your write a paper the morning it's due
Can I reverse park ? No. Can i parallel park? No. Can I drive up the perfect distance away from a drive through window? Yup 💯
Me: uhg I don't wanna go to the gym Inner me: this booty ain't gonna grow itself 🤔
Me: I think I'm allergic to nuts * spreads extra peanut butter on toast*
When you ask for the second scoop at chipotle and they say "that's $2 extra"
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