Johnny Carter
@_JohnnyCarter_
Im @HardManMick 's bent son. Get ready for me to take on all the boys on Albert Square. Here's Johnny! (EASTENDERS PARODY)
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Good afternoon, it's a new day and a new cock awaits me! #readyforaction #littlejohnnyisback
I know there hasn't been a lot of the king of Albert square on TV recently but I will be on more soon! #NuffSaid #YESMoment
That's right Danny you sneaky unemployed cunt, I have just dropped you right In it! Lucy has a plan I know she does! #Wanker #dannysfanny
Cleaned my penis, shaved my arse and off out I go! Walford wonder here I come! #Littlejohnnyawakens #hornybastard
Who's ready to get Cartered this weekend? #Cartered #ActOnEnergy
I was so close to giving my mum the backhand today! Fucking cheeky bitch #NoRacistButThatBitchGottaGo
Weekends are the worst, the Johnny Carter show does not appear on our beloved screens! #shit
Wayne's cock was enough to turn me straight! #tinydeathstar
Another episode without King Johnny in tonight, do EastEnders want to lose ratings? #Kingcarter #ratingsdrop
I wouldn't have sex with Whitney anyway, the amount of diseases in which she could have is unbelievable! #Cartered
@_JohnnyCarter_ Don't touch her. You'd probably get fucking herpes if you did.
Just saw Bianca and the scruffy as fuck kids in McKlunky's! #gingercow #benefitsstreet
Me cracking jokes over my mum not liking me being gay earlier! #whatajoker #Comedianofyear
It's Monday which means The Johnny Carter show is on! #YouKnowItMakesSense
Looking forward to half an hour of my good looking face on TV! #fitasfuck #EastEnders
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