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took me like 2 and a half years but I finally got sub 40. This game has meant so much to me over the past 4 years I've been playing, and I am really happy I finally achieved this goal I've had for a very long time Anyways time to start grinding for sub 30

_Kaffo's tweet image. took me like 2 and a half years but I finally got sub 40. This game has meant so much to me over the past 4 years I've been playing, and I am really happy I finally achieved this goal I've had for a very long time

Anyways time to start grinding for sub 30

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SNL couldn't write this any better

🚨TRUMP: What would you like Santa to bring?" KID: "Not coal!" TRUMP: "Coal is clean and beautiful" Trump should be barred from speaking to children.



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Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

no matter how much air i put it won’t go 100 🤬

bennynotblanco's tweet image. no matter how much air i put it won’t go 100 🤬


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this fucking sucks watch my acual christmas special instead

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the point was to get a trans person fired. and it's driving me banonkers that every trans person has instantly clocked this because we've lived through a hundred other such episodes while every c¡s person is cooking up grand art theories and not even acknowledging the former

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All truly great Christmas media recognizes the inherent melancholy of the holiday season

Norman Rockwell (1894–1978) - Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party

nostosart's tweet image. Norman Rockwell (1894–1978) - Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party


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its about breaking free from other people's definition of yourself! defying common conception of what Is and Isn't. the explosive self-actualization of something inanimate and passive. the truths that lay in hiding within artifice. bobot transgedner

I think Jamie Paige likes making songs about machines wanting to be human

AdachiFort_Alt's tweet image. I think Jamie Paige likes making songs about machines wanting to be human
AdachiFort_Alt's tweet image. I think Jamie Paige likes making songs about machines wanting to be human
AdachiFort_Alt's tweet image. I think Jamie Paige likes making songs about machines wanting to be human


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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.


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For Thanksgiving & because of the incredible amount of Celeste fans that showed up I am giving away a normal copy on Switch. I have some other stuff too I am going to list in December! Winner picked Friday 28th at 11:59 PM ET Follow, like, comment, or retweet if you’d like!

DougB88's tweet image. For Thanksgiving & because of the incredible amount of Celeste fans that showed up I am giving away a normal copy on Switch. I have some other stuff too I am going to list in December!

Winner picked Friday 28th at 11:59 PM ET

Follow, like, comment, or retweet if you’d like!

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Love this! So much better than dancing outside and doing the whole "joy is resistance!" schtick! Hurt them where it counts: profit.

Day laborer organizers in California are lining up at Home Depot to buy a single 17-cent scraper, return it, and repeat the process in an effort to slow sales and protest the store’s cooperation with ICE operations.



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do you think driving a car is free

This hits until you realize you gotta pay $6.75 both ways to do this 5 days a week



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Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

Elon Musk is now officially worth almost half a trillion dollars ($490-$500 billion), projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027

KnightClawk's tweet image. Elon Musk is now officially worth almost half a trillion dollars ($490-$500 billion), projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027


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Here is a chance to win a Nintendo Switch Employee only copy of Celeste. There were only 50 made and the difference is the entire cover is foil instead of select areas. Feel free to like, retweet or follow! Winner chosen Friday at 11:59 PM!

DougB88's tweet image. Here is a chance to win a Nintendo Switch Employee only copy of Celeste. There were only 50 made and the difference is the entire cover is foil instead of select areas. 

Feel free to like, retweet or follow!

Winner chosen Friday at 11:59 PM!
DougB88's tweet image. Here is a chance to win a Nintendo Switch Employee only copy of Celeste. There were only 50 made and the difference is the entire cover is foil instead of select areas. 

Feel free to like, retweet or follow!

Winner chosen Friday at 11:59 PM!
DougB88's tweet image. Here is a chance to win a Nintendo Switch Employee only copy of Celeste. There were only 50 made and the difference is the entire cover is foil instead of select areas. 

Feel free to like, retweet or follow!

Winner chosen Friday at 11:59 PM!

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Don’t ever let this die.

He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. Don't Let this disappear.

ChaosAgent_42's tweet image. He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. 
Don't Let this disappear.


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I don’t think this guy’s been to a grocery store or gas station in his entire life.

Trump: "All we want is voter ID. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID. But for voting they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason: because they cheat."



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kamala ran a shitty campaign. zohran ran a good campaign. its actually a policitians job to get people to go out and vote for them

Why in the fuck did yall not vote like this last year?

UpToTASK's tweet image. Why in the fuck did yall not vote like this last year?


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Poop has announced it's own shit It is currently available only on Toilet

OpenAI has announced its own browser, ChatGPT Atlas It is currently available only on Mac



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They're calling it the best proof for Everyone Is Twelve Theory known to man

SocDoneLeft's tweet image. They're calling it the best proof for Everyone Is Twelve Theory known to man

For context, S.V. Dáte of the Huffington Post is not a journalist interested in the facts. He is a left-wing hack who has consistently attacked President Trump for years and constantly bombards my phone with Democrat talking points. Just take a look at @svdate’s feed, it reads…

PressSec's tweet image. For context, S.V. Dáte of the Huffington Post is not a journalist interested in the facts. He is a left-wing hack who has consistently attacked President Trump for years and constantly bombards my phone with Democrat talking points.

Just take a look at @svdate’s feed, it reads…


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“Glassing” a city means turning it into glass by dropping a nuke on it This is a sitting congressman calling for nuclear weapons to be used in Gaza

They don’t hold living hostages anymore. Glass.



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Pure Nazi shit

Defend your hearth and home. JOIN.ICE.GOV

DHSgov's tweet image. Defend your hearth and home.

JOIN.ICE.GOV


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