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Anyone else get self-conscious walking out of the shops with massive pack of toilet paper. It’s like yea I shit heaps - embarrassing.
Most Millennial’s learnt the start of their 3 times tables thanks to Little John and the Eastside Boys.
When you use the toilet to just pee but a fart comes out while you are peeing and it smells. So now the next person thinks you’ve done a smelly poo and you can’t say to them “it was only a pee but I farted” because that’s weird and they won’t believe you. Life’s cruel.
Frozen yogurt places be like “that will be $538 dollars, thanks”
BREAKING NEWS: NBF (North Bondi Fish) to change name to NBB (North Bondi Bags) After realising people are doing more bags then eating fish at their restaurant.
A slang term for alcohol in the 1930s was “Giggle Water” and that’s what I shall call it from now on.
We need more songs like TLC’s “Don’t go chasing waterfalls” a great song and also encourages safe swimming practices in different bodies of freshwater.
It’s so boring that pretty much everyone has the same ringtone now. I miss being in an elevator then hearing DMX “X Gon ‘ give it to ya “ suddenly blare from Nokia 3250
If I ask you “what are we doing today? And you don’t reply with “same thing we do everyday pinky, Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! We are not friends.
I judge people based on their favourite Shapes flavour. Pizza: full legend Barbecue: bit weird Chicken Crimpy: grow up Cheese and Bacon: get out Savoury: serial killer
An actual form of torture: when you are wearing a backpack and someone is trying to get something out of it.
I love getting a snippet of people’s conversation as you walk past them and then making up what the story is from that. “Why would he say that” Because he’s having an AFFAIR!
I feel bad putting oat milk on my oats. Let me douse you in some juice we squeezed from your friends, kinda fucked up.
Every-time you have to lift or move something heavy at work Co-worker: “won’t need to go to the gym today!?
Local DJ Facebook post after any gig…. “Now that the dust has settled… “Wow, no words… “That was one for the books… “Sorry this late, still recovering.. “Still in awe of last night… “To everyone that came and danced… “HUGE thank-you too… “Still processing..
The Post Office sells the most random things I didn’t know I needed.
Everyone has that one friend who is super quiet but at least once a month comes out with most ripper call.
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