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Dj Khaled's main Lion. Thuggin out here, protecting plants from iguanas n'shit. We the best! Bless up. Parody account by @iamBrandyBoy
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when ur in the car with ur squad and you play throwbacks and everyone knows every single word. those type of car rides are the best
Every morning I have the "I should go to class" vs. "wow my bed has never felt more comfortable than this moment" debate
"Are you sexually active?" No "Any drug use?" No *doctor laughs, does the jerk off motion and leaves*
This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?
I don't need a "previously on..." I've been watching this show for nine hours straight
"Are you sexually active?" No "Any drug use?" No *doctor laughs, does the jerk off motion and leaves*
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
Are we all ready to admit that "don't tell ANYONE" means you can tell exactly one person
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
I like wearing big shirts bc it's like, do I have a 6 pack? Idk. Am I overweight? Could be. Did I just wake up? Probably. You'll never know.
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