Luke Kaemingk
@_LukeK
I live in Bellingham, WA. I have a beautiful wife and two handsome sons. I am a mortgage loan officer.
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Thanks Gregory Alan Isakov for spending 1,114 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Living Proof. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5sXaGoR…
3-year-old: Why do you eat salad? Me: To be healthy. 3: Does healthy mean sad?
The opposite of faith is not doubt, it's certainty. - Science Mike
I'm going to April Brews Day @aprilbrewsday @XorbiaTickets Get Tix: xtks.co/t/6Ee
Me: What do you want to do for International Women's Day? Wife: Be respected enough that we don't need an International Women's Day. Me: How about brunch?
When we genuinely look at how the other see us, we are confronted with a distance that exists between the image we have of ourselves and the reality of our actions. - @PeterRollins The Idolatry of God.
Lunch w/ Owen (4yrs) Me: do anything cool today? O: yeah I did a front flip at recess! Me: oh really? O: yeah & a corked 720° #extremesports
Owen (3yrs): Dad, am I ever going to die? Me: Yes, but not for a long time. ... Owen: Dad, am I ever going to go to a park? #thingskidssay
Remember that time when something happened in the world and the internet reacted to it in a calm and measured way? Me neither.
At the DOL. Brutal wait. But I did get to watch someone try to get his ticket from the hand sanitizer station, so I've got that going for me
I'm raising money for clean water! Help me reach my goal! 100% of your donation will go to clean water projects: my.charitywater.org/luke-kaemingk/…
.@abonnielife in Vegas 4 Fathers day. I'm @ dinner w the boys. Getting lots of approving looks. Not a single dad but I'll take the approval.
Happy Father's day! Being a dad is the most important thing I'll ever do. So glad I get to be one and celebrate today.
Proving my wife wrong is the best feeling in the world. At least I assume it is. It's never actually happened.
A man sent ten different puns to friends, hoping that at least one would make them laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Cc: @RedeemedRags
Me: "Owen, don't throw that ball in here." Owen (3 yr old): "But that's what it says in my story, Owen throws balls!" #thingskidssay
You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you theoatmeal.com/comics/believe via @Oatmeal
Just accidentally deleted an email titled "Time Sensitive Information That Could Make You Very Wealthy". Oh well... #backtothegrind
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