Maudlin TheBand
@_MAUDLIN_
We're a band. https://youtu.be/0d6fdi_jCIU
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"OK, so it's carrier pigeons that are still alive and ............ passenger pigeons that are still dead." #shitpriscillasays
"Sometimes my brain does brain stuff, ok! Just because you have a brain and I have a brain doesn't mean your brain doesn't do brain stuff too!" #shitpriscillasays
Oktoberfest Artist Spotlight: Maudlin @_maudlin_ writes songs about the human experience and things that go “bump” in the night. This power trio will hook you with one listen. Their live show is guaranteed to be a blast. Tickets are available at lucelinebrewing.com/oktoberfest/
Summerfest will require a COVID-19 vaccination or negative COVID-19 test result within 72 hours to attend the fest, including Wednesday @amfam Amphitheater shows. Kids under 12 will be required to wear a mask. Get all the details and see our FAQ at Summerfest.com
"I would rather look like a hedgehog impersonating Jack Nicholson than actual Jack Nicholson" #ShitPriscillaSays
That month when your garage door opener or tuner doesn't work because you gave your last working battery to @faithboblett for her snark in an emergency
Just a millennial parent trying to re-raise my inner child & actual children out of past PTSDs, run a business while maintaining an anti-capitalist mindset, convince other parents I'm not a fuck up, have a music career while old, and just wash this asshole spoon without incident.
"The #USA is just an evil government's experiment to see if they can give 330 million people Stockholm syndrome" - some English guy on TikTok
"well, I mean, like, let's not compare Bigfoot to Zoodles." #shitpriscillasays
"It's that spotted dick. They called it dick in can. Or, do they call it bread in a can?" #shitpriscilladays
May you have the confidence of my child, who asked for a snack five minutes after refusing to eat his meal
“I am not missing out on the symbolism that I am the youngest inaugural poet — and Black and female at that — while the first female, woman of color vice president is being sworn in.” —@TheAmandaGorman✨ #InaugurationDay instagram.com/p/CKRdCPWMVzf/
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I heard this Twitter thing wasn’t working for some people. Just came here to check... and it seems to be working for me. Oh well.
Have you ever noticed how "male mayo" sounds like "meow meow" when you say it fast?
Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?
"I've heard some people say some pretty slanderous shit about monkies, ok." #shitpriscillasays
Like a month ago there was 40 days until the election - today its 36? Dammit, 2020, and your witchy ways.
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