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Client: Yeah we're pretty well patched and up to date. Last time you only found MS.....6 Me: You mean MS08-067? Client: Yeah that was it....When did that one come out? Me: ...........
No you don't need to test any of this. (1 Week later) Why didn't you test this!?
The password is actually '1' ? This completely redefines the concept of Password1.
Me:Your Domain Admin uses Password1 Client:I think that's a false positive Me:Why's that? Client:It's intentional
Client: We use Security Policies, Network Policies, 3rd Party Policies, Testing Policies, Staff Policies Me: .......A Password1 DA account
Client: We will only allow the test if you can ensure none of your Scripts send any Packets.
So, what's this new super-0-day? Has it got a name, logo, website, and tumbler, yet? #super0day
Client: Can you perform End to End testing Me: Could you be more specific Client: This end to that end.
Client:We've set up an encrypted tunnel between two applications Me:You mean this URL Client:Yes Me:With credentials in the link Client:....
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says "We don't allow your kind in here." The H-B says "But without me how can you have mass?"
Client: We gave you a list of Web Applications to Test that was incomplete! Why didn't you tell us?
Client: You tested our External network last year. Me: Yes Client: A recent test of our Internal network found issues that you didn't...Why!
Client: Can you test a site Thur to Wed Me: Yep Client: Can you hold of on testing Fri-Wed Me: I guess Client: Will this affect the results?
Client: Are we vulnerable to MS15-034? Me: Your not using IIS....or a Windows OS. Client: Yes, but are we vulnerable?
Client: Are we hacking now? Is this hacking? Me: ................That displays my IP Address.
#CSICyber And Tim Berners-Lee said let there be HTTP. And there was HTTP. And it was good.
#CSICyber In the beginning there was the Internet, And it was good.
Pen testing is like losing your virginity. You awkwardly poke around until someone tells you to stop.
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