John Allerdyce
@_Pyromaniac_
Just another delinquent pyromaniac.
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(Almost typed horny instead of hungry. Lolololol priorities.)
*I head inside and toss my broken lighter in the trash before going to find @ClearAsIceman in his room*
Where the hell is my lighter? *Pout* Did someone hide it on me again? I won't catch anyone's hair on fire anymore. Promise. *Fingers cross*
I hope they finally put @LanceAvalanche in the movies and put a fishbowl on his head as a helmet.... With actual fish inside.
Are we not going to mention that I was turned into an American as well? I'm Australian for Christ's sake.
*cooing* N'awww. Now if only he'd bond with his friends.
Dear god, please don't give him anymore tonight. For our sanity.
*Towel drying my hair, stepping out of the washroom when @_FasterThanYou returns with @KineticGambit*
*Borrowing a pair of @_FasterThanYou's pajama bottoms, going to take a shower, hoping the hot water will help my sore body*
*Slides down against the brick wall, curling my arms around my knees, freezing and anxious* I can't go back there.. I won't go back..
*Leaning against a brick wall of a tall building, jumping and flinching at every sound, paranoid*
*Holding an ice pack against my eye with a slight pout*
*Tugging @ClearAsIceman down to the front entrance to meet @_FasterThanYou and @__Northstar*
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