Rob Carter
@_RobCarter
Not sure who I am yet so enjoy pretending to be other people. Occasionally @chrisblisstwit
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5 reasons this is not ‘truth’ @elonmusk 1. Both y-axes have been shortened to exaggerate the increase/decrease 2. X-axis units are 2.5 years vs 7 days 3. Not mutually exclusive (CBS Evening News has an X account) 4. EVENING news, not total news 5. X usage peaks at elections
This is gonna be HANDS DOWN the worst soap opera ever made. Worth a watch though…
Why not take a trip down Guy’s Hospital for the NIGHTMARE OF YOUR LIFE
Bonnie just said bye bye to a garbage truck and blew it a kiss and I think we can all learn a little something from that actually
Only 4 shows left!! No idea why people think it’s funny but please come and watch me be serious and clever and there are PLENTY of tickets left so maybe tell 100 friends thank you
Any comedians looking to make social media content on the side - this is the job for you. These guys are amazing and they’re passionate about supporting and empowering freelancers. Very much nice guys.
WE'RE HIRING 💥 Looking for a freelancer with a penchant for 'funny' to create short-form videos and written social content. To apply, email links to your work (video and written posts). 🤡
For those of you with kids - there’s new episodes of the delightfully silly Danny & Mick every day this week. Genuinely love making this show and tapping into my inner greaseball 😜
🚨BRAND NEW EPISODES of #DannyAndMick Monday 13th March on @CBBC. Get a sneak peek of the action by checking out our new trailer - link in bio! Don't miss out on the fun!
#VAULTFestival needs your help! 2023 will be the LAST festival in its current home and the future survival of the festival is under threat. @VAULTFestival must raise £150,000 by 19th March. Can you help #SaveVAULT? Like, share, donate, help! More info: vaultfestival.com/save-vault
If you’re looking for a good pre-Christmas diet I can highly recommend Hand Foot & Mouth Disease. Lost 5kg in a week and now joyously stuffing my face 😋
Trying to work out what’s better value: 2p a wipe or £2.08 for 100 shits?
📣 I can finally share my first short film THE RAISIN with the world! 📣 🎬 Winner of Best Foreign Short at LA Comedy Festival 🎬 🎥 youtu.be/e_ofen9SDeM 🎥 🍿 Watch and like and share and stuff! 🍿
Guys it’s pretty simple, all she’s done is scrap the plan to scrap the plan to not leave corporation tax where it was.
A Wild Emu struts towards you to announce aggressively that his new album will be OUT TOMORROW. Do you: A) tell him that you have pre-saved it? B) tell him that you haven’t pre-saved it, grovel apologetically and promise to do so post-haste via the link below:
Lovely little 5 ⭐️‘s from Mervyn Stutter’s Pick of the Fringe. 4 shows left! Come see come see!!
🚨BRAND NEW EPISODES of #DannyAndMick Monday 13th March on @CBBC. Get a sneak peek of the action by checking out our new trailer - link in bio! Don't miss out on the fun!
Can I just say the audiences at the fringe have been amazing. Went through 3 different mics last night, which could have derailed the show, but they were so patient and positive and generous. Keep seeing shows and keep being lovely - the fringe wouldn’t exist without you.
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