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On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.
The Dogs Trust. And the lesser-known sister organisation: The Cats Don't
After getting 12 pieces of junk mail in a row, I mouthed under my breath "fuck off Virgin," & realised I haven't said that since high school
@alannamcardle_ @criticalprvrsn ring the enquiry unit on 0300 123 1711?
@alannamcardle_ @criticalprvrsn would suspect that, with every kind of First-Tier tribunal hearing, they are public but not transcribed
@hopeformen @alannamcardle_ sokay, my phone head's up when shit's on
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