Sam Robson
@_SamRobson_
Adding more slashes after my name as I grow up. Chef/(pinklady shortlist '23) Food Photographer/Writer
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I ask 6 where 2 is. "In my room playing with the bum scanner." "Bum scanner???" The rectal thermometer 🤦🏼♀️
Does it count as a CV worthy life skill if you can nibble the exterior off a chicken/vegan nugget with minimal loss to satisfy your fussy toddler?
That feeling when you can see your own future when your 2 yr old takes two 500 piece puzzles and mixes them together.
Does everyone else send a voice note and then listen back to it wondering 'is that really how my voice sounds?!?!?!'
How's everyone's morning going? I was trying to get three kids out the door today and found the cat had pissed in the buggy. In. The. Buggy. That's how my morning is going.
My 6 yr olds friend turned up at our house with a shopping trolley. After he left, I asked my husband if this is what I should expect now. He shrugged and said, "Yep. Pretty much."
Things I didn't expect I would have to tell my 6 yr old this weekend. • "We don't touch dead things." • "Seriously, I told you yesterday, we DON'T TOUCH DEAD THINGS."
Finished watching All of Us Strangers this morning. I think I'm broken 💔
What is it about Gen Z men which means they are incapable of tying a freaking shoes lace?
Me present - Turning up my headphones when my office is over stimulating. 16 yr old me, on my Myspace page - Bury me in sound so the silence doesn't kill me.
Create your dream project: Director: Thea Sharrock Writer: Me?!?!? Lead Actor: Aaron Taylor Johnson Lead Actress: Florence Pugh Supporting Actor: Joseph Quinn Supporting Actress: Glenn Close Genre: Romance
Create your dream project: Director: Writer: Lead Actor: Lead Actress: Supporting Actor: Supporting Actress: Genre:
Glancing out the window at work and being greeted by a large hairy builders ass crack is not what I wanted to see. My eyes feel violated.
SBJ, the woman behind me on the train is drinking the most incredible smelling coffee. I'm seriously considering swiping it.
I'm in my Ben & Jerry's era. That stage where, by the end of the day, I'm down to the swirly liquid sludge that you are left with at the bottom of the tub that you just don't quite have the appetite to eat anymore but it's not worth putting back in the freezer.
Just some advance warning ⚠️ hot girl summer involves a level of self care I have no time for.
Tried to kill a fly. Inadvertently trapped it behind my bathroom mirror. It's in the mirror universe now. My reflection can deal with it.
Woman sits opposite me on the train and the first thing she says, to her phone, in an Irish accent, is 'and you can shove it up your arse'. First impressions count. I think she may be my spirit animal.
I Caught Fire by The Used is definitely up there as one of my top happy songs
Watching a woman,struggling, pushing a small suitcase round by the little hand grip on top and wondering if she even realises it's got an extendable handle or she's just self destructive too?
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