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@_SebJones

Belgian born, Welsh bred. Chelsea FC

How do you say "It's coming home" in Spanish? #EURO2024


That was never a penalty.


VAR ruining both FA cup games this weekend I see. #FACup


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The toastie maker doesn’t get the credit it deserves.

NoContextBrits's tweet image. The toastie maker doesn’t get the credit it deserves.

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“I called him a bald fraud, he called me Fanta pubes. I immediately slapped a figure-four leg lock on him. He cried in pain and offered to make up. I went to shake his hand and he unleashed some sweet chin music on me. He’d done me up like a kipper.” #HarryTheInterview

paddypower's tweet image. “I called him a bald fraud, he called me Fanta pubes. I immediately slapped a figure-four leg lock on him. He cried in pain and offered to make up. I went to shake his hand and he unleashed some sweet chin music on me. He’d done me up like a kipper.” 

#HarryTheInterview

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£2.3b for Ukraine. By the way, good luck getting a doctors appointment, or heating your home, or feeding your kids. The Magic Money Tree always gets a shake when there's a proxy war to be financed.


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As Liz Truss sacks Kwasi Kwarteng for implementing her own economic policies, millions of people are still waiting for a plan to tackle the cost-of-living emergency. It doesn't matter how many Chancellors they get through, this Tory government is rotten to its very core.


Lost my job, tested positive and got a flat tyre. What a fucking week 😂😭😭


Driving 10mph under the speed limit should be a bannable offence


I miss Ron Evan's pies and morrisons salad


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we’re all stu now

Skoog's tweet image. we’re all stu now
Skoog's tweet image. we’re all stu now

Happy birthday to me, I just had a pee, If I dont wash my hands properly, I'll get COVID-19!


Bye bye NHS 👋👋


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Bounty hunting is a complicated profession. The Mandalorian, an original Star Wars series, starts streaming November 12, only on #DisneyPlus.

From Disney+

Every night without fail my internet goes from 200 to less than 10. Virgin media are the absolute worst ISP in my area


I want @hazardeden10 to father my children


I like it when Virgin only lets me have 2mb/s of the 200 I pay for 🙃🙃🙃


Although the last season of #GoT wasn't the best, still gutted its over now. Lets hope they don't ruin this new thing they're making.


Mixed feelings about this #GoT episode. Feel like they're just trying to rush to the end now.


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