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Recipe for a SheDevil: 1 part Narcissism, 2 parts Alcoholism, garnished w/ a twist of Sarcasm.

The day I found out #hippos were mean.... Shook a playas world #drunktweet @FuckJerry


In preparation for #shpongle tonight I'm listening to #RadioDisney @therealshpongle


There's a cloud in the shape of a skull above me right now and my driver just whispered that I look nice. #death #speakup #mydayinla


The biggest disappointment of the #Osars2015 ? Seeing how hot @Miles_Teller's girlfriend is.


I just said I wish I had some #binaca


You should be a guidance counselor. #drunk #inspiration #DWTS


Drunk in the club/office #club #office


I keep hiding my phone when cops pass but I'm just standing not driving. #MyDayInLA #cops #drunkatwork


Standing on a "cold" corner in LA thinking about Bobby Dylan #MyDayInLA #60s #ihatemyscarf #istoleit #NYFW


Tempted to jump on a bus and disappear #mydayinLA #BlackHistoryMonth


#NASA needs to go knock out #Mercury so it can stop fucking shit up #mercuryretrograde


Now that Ashley S. is gone, there's no reason to watch #TheBachelor. That woman needs her own show.


Take Blanket, take Tito, take any other Jackson just bring back @JanetJackson! #WWHL @andy #SwapAJackson


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"I love being home. But I don't like being left behind"-- Beth in Little Women as she dies/me when I bail on dinner plans


No, I didn't keep my #chilaquiles b/c I wanted to munch. It's b/c I wanted you to keep the #mimosas coming #brunch #mydayinLA


When you aimlessly click around on your computer to make it seem like you're working #Friday


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