Certified Capricorn
@_SimplyPri
twitter doesn't define me 😂😂
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Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”
Ain’t no mfn way
Before pregnancy vs after. Question, does the body ever fully go back, or is the change permanent?
Once I realize you’re misunderstanding me on purpose you’re getting sent on your way.
Facts
my favorite things about myself, is that I didn't end up a monster. I could have used all of those traumas as an excuse, but I didn't.
I can’t stop watching those AI videos of random facts about fruits, skincare and other stuff. It’s like Cocomelon for adults.
Brandon "Bug" Hall, who you played Alfalfa in Little Rascals, describes how he was treated like a piece of meat and passed around by two of Steven Spielberg's henchmen.... Same old sad story with these child hollywood stars....
one thing about tables, baby… they always turn. don’t think you can plant chaos in someone else’s life and rest easy. what you create comes back dressed as your reality. karma doesn’t miss… it remembers.
Great
Convicted k*ller of 15-year-old Lesandro ‘Junior’ Guzman-Feliz, who showed no remorse, found dead in New York prison. 😳
a lot of you think that being so painfully obtuse and abrasive until it exhausts the other person is the same thing as winning an argument
Embarrassed for what? Life humbled me a few times, but I never folded. Lost people, jobs, love, money still popped out smiling. You can't shame somebody who owns their story. I said what I said.
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“I haven’t really said much, but now it’s time.” Tyra Banks, Jay Manuel, Nigel Barker, Miss J Alexander and former contestants are featured in an explosive new documentary about America’s Next Top Model, one of the most popular — and controversial — reality shows of all-time.…
I’m not crying… Y’ALL are 😭🥹 First thing I see on TikTok is a girl who moved in with her friend for 6 months just to get her life together. Friend told her rent was $350, she paid $400 anyway. When it was time to move out… the friend handed her ALL $2,400 BACK 😭 and said…
You not oppressed. You just on social media too much listening to everybody’s problems and opinions and attaching them to your life. Log off and touch some grass, appreciate life and freedom.
been hated on by ppl with more than me, cus i got shit money can’t buy
Lucifer reward his kids as well
You know karma isn’t real when Stefon diggs got 6 women pregnant this year , is facing charges with his chef and gets rewarded with a trip to the Super Bowl
niggas who be living wrong get all the good shit I'm bouta be a shiesty mf
Stefon Diggs YOU are going to the SUPER BOWL 👏
Social Media hasn't ruined my reality at all . I laugh, close these apps ,and live in the real world . Y'all be easy tho.
It’s -10 degrees outside. Thank God for heat, shelter, hot water, food, & clothing.
my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.
Amazon don’t even argue with you…they just give you the refund like here shit
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