_Square1_'s profile picture. 36. Dad to a 12 year old. Engineer. Vegetarian. Geek. Inappropriate/stupid humour enthusiast. Rum drinker. Runner/cyclist. Overthinker. I like cake. COYS.

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36. Dad to a 12 year old. Engineer. Vegetarian. Geek. Inappropriate/stupid humour enthusiast. Rum drinker. Runner/cyclist. Overthinker. I like cake. COYS.

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Look at how well I parked my van! 😂


Saw a thing on Facebook about a Reindeer ornament in B&M. @JustCinders and I needed to know if it was true, so we went to find out... We were not disappointed 😂


Hey twitter! I've not done this in a while but... Come on England! #ENG

_Square1_'s tweet image. Hey twitter! I've not done this in a while but...

Come on England!
#ENG

I've walked around a fair bit since getting here, always thinking I was being watched, so trying to not look like I was doing anything dodgy... Now it's lighter I can clearly see that it's a mannequin 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

_Square1_'s tweet image. I've walked around a fair bit since getting here, always thinking I was being watched, so trying to not look like I was doing anything dodgy...
Now it's lighter I can clearly see that it's a mannequin 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
_Square1_'s tweet image. I've walked around a fair bit since getting here, always thinking I was being watched, so trying to not look like I was doing anything dodgy...
Now it's lighter I can clearly see that it's a mannequin 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Not the worst place for a sunrise... Especially when I'm being paid to be here 😁

_Square1_'s tweet image. Not the worst place for a sunrise... Especially when I'm being paid to be here 😁

Scofield, is furious that Sucre, took so long to publish his No.10 parties report.

_Square1_'s tweet image. Scofield, is furious that Sucre, took so long to publish his No.10 parties report.

When they all gathered at number 10 for "big dog's" big day... Do you think they were all washing their hands when singing happy birthday?


His name is Robert Paulson. RiP Meatloaf 😢


Hey @SellingAMirror, saw these and thought of you 😉

_Square1_'s tweet image. Hey @SellingAMirror, saw these and thought of you 😉
_Square1_'s tweet image. Hey @SellingAMirror, saw these and thought of you 😉

Missing masks are the new missing socks. #wheredidtheygo?


A year ago today, I shared a picture of my arse on here (for charity... Kind of), and you'll all be delighted to know that... I'm not doing it again.


Xmas present for the boy has arrived. It's fecking huge and I want it to be mine soooo much!! 🤩🤩

_Square1_'s tweet image. Xmas present for the boy has arrived.
It's fecking huge and I want it to be mine soooo much!! 🤩🤩

I really like my Christmas window 🤩

_Square1_'s tweet image. I really like my Christmas window 🤩

I am christmasing the shit out of my house today and I bloody love it! 😍🎅🏼🎄


What a film 😆🤩

_Square1_'s tweet image. What a film 😆🤩

C'est fini 🤌🏻

_Square1_'s tweet image. C'est fini 🤌🏻

A cheesecake is coming...

_Square1_'s tweet image. A cheesecake is coming...


Curly fries for dinner. I'm deliberately making sure that I get the extra curly and springy ones, and the boy gets the little crappy bits. I'm 100% not sorry about this, that's for deciding his favourite word is now "froggy", and repeating it 400 times in 3 hours.


Some very dangerous driving from a bloke in a @VMSVehicleHire van on the M25! Swerving between 2 lanes as I was approaching from behind. When I overtook I had a glance in, and there he was, phone in hand, texting or something similar 🙄😠🤦🏻‍♂️


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