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@_WilsonJoe

Do something nice for someone without telling anyone


Gambling luck is so bad you’d think I got away with murder or some shit


I’d way rather lose money having fun than have money being bored


The longer you entertain what’s not for you the longer you postpone what is


Nothing worse than waking up late on a Saturday and missing the 11am games


Any Chicago police follow me? I just witnessed a person eat multiple mustard packets without food. Id like to report a felony


Lot of life to live and it’s almost x-mas, but if I don’t start winning bets soon I swear to god im moving to Seattle to fish full time


I’ve eaten 4 meals the last 3 days and all of them have been McDonald’s


Gambling karma has been so bad I was pretty much forced into bringing McDonald’s AND Dunkin for the coworkers this morning


I hold my poop in every morning just so I can shit on the clock


Betting horses is the only way you can blow $200 and feel unbelievably relaxed at the same time


If you eat potato salad or have within the last 6 years please unfollow!!


I wish I could send Mitch a meat lovers skillet from papa g’s right about now. Guy deserves the absolute world.


Thanksgiving Eve is the best holiday of the year, and if you disagree you’re wrong


Everyone needs a friend like @Matt_Gelander


Hope Mitch gets a nice breakfast tomorrow. A couple McDonald’s breakfast burritos with the hot sauce are a top 3 pre game meal.


Hope everyone with the name Mitchell Trubisky gets a full 8 hours rest, morning bj, and homemade breakfast this p.m/a.m


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