Micro Penis Nation
@___MPN___
It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean. Quick and painless is the way to go. Out with the big, in with the small.
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They need to make a smaller measuring devise so I can actually measure my penis #MPN #microclub
Big dicks are a thing of the past... #MPN#smallcocksunite
Awkward boners in public aren't even a problem #MPN#2small4you
I sadly had to get penis enhancement surgery so my dick could be found but it's still less than half an inch #MPN #keepinitsmall
My penis is so small I've been deep throated by a gerbil #MPN #smallcockwednesday
My penis is so big that it goes from A-Z on the keyboard #MPN #MICROPENISNATION
My penis is so small I use it as foreplay when I finger my girlfriend #MPN #tictacdick
My penis is so small reset buttons are no problem for me #MPN #Smallcocksrule
When I get an erection I ejaculate immediately due to the friction of my tiny penis leaving my body #MPN #smallpenisscience
My penis is so small it can thread a needle #MPN #teamtinydick
On Opposite Day, my penis is the biggest on the planet #MPN #smalldick>bigdick
My penis is so small I don't get: "Is it in yet?" I get: "Is it whipped out yet?" #MPN #alwaysballsdeep
You're hung like a horse, and I'm hung like a light switch. #MPN #gosmallorgohome
my penis is so small i put a red and white condom on it and let my gf play wheres waldo in my pubes #MPN #ladieslikethemsmall
If I ran into a wall with a boner I would break my nose #MPN #smallpenisgame
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