Lauren Weber
@____Me____
You can't stop the vaguely eccentric!!!!!!
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Hi! Im working on following all of you that ARENT pornographic (although we appreciate ur follows too!!) but am not done yet...
Live long and prosper! Or live short and dont prosper... whichever works.
Dance to the music of a falling coffee bean. Or just pick it up and throw it out, we can't all be special.
I'm back (u missed me, right?) Had a peaceful, twitter free vacation- but I missed yall too much, so Im back!!!
I feel so special. Because I am cool like that. Hey- Please stop laughing!
Who the heck r u? Y r u talking to me? Please shut up, voices!
Hello followers. I am writing haikus now. I hope you like them.
Yumyumyum coffee. I twitch and bounce off the walls. People are staring.
I sing and I dance. And I write screwed up haikus. And people read them.
Hello darling followers!!! Kindly discontinue dancing and turn to the nearest exit. Then begin to jump up and down uncontrollably. Thanks.
160 more followers to 1000! Can we do it? YES. OR ELSE! I WILL SING AND DANCE TO MY OWN BEAT! Wait, I already do that. I'll think of sumthin
Ok,I swore I'd never do this,but I have 2 mention the business of a friend(cuz how many teens have businesses?) tinyurl.com CHECK IT OUT!!!!
200th post!!!! Must make it cool... @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
OOOOOH I love the new layout... is priiiiiiiity---- also, yall can mention me now- please??? Priiiiiiitty please??? OOOOH LOOK A CHICKEN!!!
Who is this al franken guy everyone's talkin bout? Is he a fish? Cuz how cool would that b, if every1 just started talking bout some fish...
Darling followers- I need about 200 more of you. So spread the word, and I shall give you one of my famous haikus!!! HEART ALWAYS!!! ~moi~
Hello dahlink followers- I can only provide you with one post tonight, so I shall try to make it good. I like cheese. Aufrietazen!!! (Lolz)
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