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one end of a carrot is chumby, the other is prointy
Watching the final In my soccer div. Never good when a team named Unicorns is running away with the title.
1 Chiver who RTs this tweet will win this @EAMaddenNFL VIP kit from the lovely Madden girls (chiv.it/ojKdJ)!
Question: Has anyone ever had that shits so bad it sounds like your stomach has been replaced with an old timey water dispenser?
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Man Utd have gone from wanting Fabregas, Modric, Ronaldo to... Leon Osman. That's like wanting Mila Kunis but settling for Susan Boyle.
A-Rod could use some personality-enhancing drugs.
There's only one point to life...And that's the orgasm. The male orgasm that is. I do not see the point of the female orgasm what so ever.
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Fantastic read from Gallagher... especially for those who've followed the career of Gilbert Brule since junior ow.ly/n2oNI
When @JustinBieber pees in a mop bucket, it’s national news. When I do it, I just get kicked out of Home Depot.
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The amount of times that "we" and "I" was said in post championship interviews.
At the end of every Stanley Cup Final I'm reminded what a joke Curt Schilling's blood in the sock really was. #becauseitsthecup @ChrisKuc
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