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Lifeguards Cher and Mama Googah are on duty for a very active day at the beach

___schmitty___'s tweet image. Lifeguards Cher and Mama Googah are on duty for a very active day at the beach

Whyyy did I agree to watch the new zombie show right before bed 😫


Celebrating another revolution around the sun. Joined by six deer friends for birthday brunch at 7am.

___schmitty___'s tweet image. Celebrating another revolution around the sun. Joined by six deer friends for birthday brunch at 7am.

Whew these sportscasters could benefit from trauma-informed reporting right about now


Thank you, Past Husband, for deciding to buy two one-way tickets and choosing JetBlue for the way home. We made it to and from FL for the holidays - and with all our luggage! 🫠#WeSurvivedSouthwestAirlines


Our Uber driver tonight was born and raised in Clearwater so of course we are yakking about beach parties on Sand Key when it was nothing more than pine trees, the old Clearwater drawbridge, and the beachside motels of yesteryear. The times they are a-changin 💚🌴


This. Customer service staff have to bear the brunt of org-wide failures. None of this is their fault and they’d like to be with their families this holiday, too. But they showed up to work and are trying to help - be kind.

IMPORTANT REMINDER: Please be kind to airline agents. At the end of the day, Southwest as a whole is who canceled my flight with no explanation. I watched multiple agents today in tears after how customers treated them. They are here to help, and I’m so grateful to them.



Making the most of this Florida cold snap with holiday lights, hot chocolate from the local Girl Scout troop, and Santa in a beach chair for good measure!

___schmitty___'s tweet image. Making the most of this Florida cold snap with holiday lights, hot chocolate from the local Girl Scout troop, and Santa in a beach chair for good measure!

How many times can I watch Frozen this holiday break before losing my mind? We’re currently at 7 showings


Signs your kid is definitely yours: she won’t let you leave the car until the Broadway song she likes is over


Petition to make the next season of White Lotus a retrospective so that Jennifer Coolidge is in it


That’s a wrap 😭

___schmitty___'s tweet image. That’s a wrap 😭

Newest plant babies courtesy of the most adorable small biz, the PlantHouse in Old Town. They will pot your plants for free and even “diagnose” plants you’re having trouble with! #SmallBusinessSaturday

___schmitty___'s tweet image. Newest plant babies courtesy of the most adorable small biz, the PlantHouse in Old Town. They will pot your plants for free and even “diagnose” plants you’re having trouble with! #SmallBusinessSaturday
___schmitty___'s tweet image. Newest plant babies courtesy of the most adorable small biz, the PlantHouse in Old Town. They will pot your plants for free and even “diagnose” plants you’re having trouble with! #SmallBusinessSaturday

I love you, you love me, we’re a happy famil-💥

Happy 25th anniversary of the day Barney the Dinosaur exploded on live TV. #MacysThanksgivingParade #Macys



Tryptophan toddler

___schmitty___'s tweet image. Tryptophan toddler

Ok 90s kids, ready to feel old?! Paula Abdul is SIXTY (to be clear, she looks damn good!) #MacysParade


Thinking about & missing my dad this Veterans Day. Thank you to all who have served! ⚓️🇺🇸

___schmitty___'s tweet image. Thinking about & missing my dad this Veterans Day. Thank you to all who have served! ⚓️🇺🇸

Last day of funemployment and this is playing in my brain on repeat youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw


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