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sum1 logged into this account from CA in the middle of night sorry if you got spam for dingaling pills or to u P g r your a d hyundai e warrânty kbyebye


THERE IS A DUDE STRAIGHT UP FACETIMING ON THE DANCE FLOOR


metra is not letting bikes on for the whole weekend


Chicago I aint having your rampant bullshit this weekend so I got enough food/netflix to kill hitler I’ll see your chirish ass on tuesday


ALL I WANTED WAS A HUNDRED MILLION PUPPIES AND A BAD BITCH


So, you know, fuck anyone getting away with being inconsiderate and if I catch them being inconsiderate I will mega inconvenience them.


And naturally I went ahead and threatened to slash their tire if they did it again.


And then I wrote a note explaining that they are a dingus grandé for blocking the only way for peeps who can't walk to cross the street.


Hearing the air hissing out of the tire after I threaded the valve cap back on was V V V V V V V V satisfying


But I mean ya know it was late and I was fresh out of ball bearings so I just grabbed a couple pebbles off the ground and found one that fit


This makes all the air slowly leak out of the tire in a few hours.


So like I remembered this trick from Yehuda Moon where he put a ball bearing on top of a car tire valve then threaded the cap back on.


And I was just like god DAMNIT why is EVERYONE a TREMENDOUS PIECE OF SHIT ALL THE time


*the leasing office was not to the left though*


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