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I have become one of “those people” who only talks about or posts their kid and I have to say, sorry and fuck you cause she’s adorable and smart and funny and the best and also my favorite person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

__ashlev's tweet image. I have become one of “those people” who only talks about or posts their kid and I have to say, sorry and fuck you cause she’s adorable and smart and funny and the best and also my favorite person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I am literally foaming at the mouth to watch new episodes of Severance


Love 2 get halfway through my first winter run series 5k and realize me watch paused at 10 seconds in 🩷🩷🩷


One of our oldest fish died and I’m literally about to cry


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happy birthday everypony

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This year my delts finally capped and I got pretty strong all around but next year my goal is to shrink a tiny bit so I can actually SEE these muscles POP…operation tiny tank in 2025 COMMENCE!


Isla just told us she wants to have 3 jobs “veterinarian, a chef, and a spice girl”


This happened to me but it was Quacker Jack, the mascot of the local minor league baseball team

Imagine being an exhausted mother in pain after labor or the father just surviving in the chair on no sleep and a giant pop tart mascot walks in. Fever dream.



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real

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Being married to a better cook than you is humiliating


We could’ve had this

Homemade caramel popcorn.

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Just woke from a dream where Mickey Mouse was feral (on all fours in the dirt but as a fur character)??


Client in the studio just called my old school trad flash style sleeve patchwork……


I guess two weeks well was too much! Islas sick again! I am also under the weather feeling AND as a little fun added bonus have the worst heartburn I’ve maybe ever had from pizza we had for her birthday night dinner.


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9 days until we succumb to the darkness 🧛

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This time 5 years ago I was in labor and totally unaware that labor would absolutely traumatize me BUT it really did result in me having my sweet little 5 year old best friend so it was all worth it in the end 🥹


If I was ever on family feud and someone in my family made a dumb ass guess I’d beat the hell out of them on live tv


The post office is a very fascinating place where somehow at any time you go it’s busy and also each person waiting in line has no idea what they need


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