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Daniel

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y’all ever wonder why the midwest isn’t called the mideast..?


they’re playing pinegrove in the bowling alley 🥀


if lebron ain’t retiring why should i?


i’m a chicago 8 but a denver 10


in my calvin klein era


we need to have some real conversations about this bulls team


got a win in fortnite last night wearing the xenomorph skin


stacey king is a national treasure


i can’t stop doing the bears first down celly it’s so tough


cute girl said i looked like dansby swanson last night and that will be propping up my ego for the foreseeable future


how can i learn how to backflip in less than 3 weeks?


tsa worker dapped me up right after i did the body scan ???


just received a jacob elordi comp, y’all can’t tell me shit


the music my tattoo artist plays during our sessions is nearly as important as the tattoos themselves


i’m developing (curating?) the pedro pascal strain of anxiety


think it’s about time to start pulling the jordan’s out the closet


chat should i sign up for reality tv?


can’t talk babe i’m listening to alfredo 2 for the third time today


i’ll have you know that i was drinking matcha before it was performative


like my status if u wanna go to the renaissance faire


just a moment in time


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